[TV] Love Island 2019 - official NSC thread

[Bry Nylon]

I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

Ditto Wayne Rooney.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Utter drivel

 

[Taybha]

So she's the daughter of Russel Hart? Wtf has he got to do with Brighton and Hove Albion then?

 

[Icy Gull]

So she's the daughter of Russel Hart? Wtf has he got to do with Brighton and Hove Albion then?

As much as Russell Harty but it’s a nice day for a bit of

 

[Wilko]

Must remind myself to start watching at 9.30 each night to FF through the THOUSANDS of adverts.

 

[Easy 10]

"Hi, my name is Anton, I'm from Scotland, and I spend more time in front of a mirror than a budgerigar"

 

[papajaff]

So she's the daughter of Russel Hart?

You're a little tinker aren't you?

 

[Blue3]

Nothing to do with age, I'd venture. I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

Asked the wife who happens to also be a Gran she had no idea who Ashley Banjo was either, I had to look him up apparently he's a dancer

 

[Icy Gull]

Asked the wife who happens to also be a Gran she had no idea who Ashley Banjo was either, I had to look him up apparently he's a dancer

My first thought was Ashley Barnes and a cow’s arse, reminding myself of Mr Burns too.

 

[Wozza]

Asked the wife who happens to also be a Gran she had no idea who Ashley Banjo was either, I had to look him up apparently he's a dancer

Has appeared on some of the UK's most-watched weekend shows for a number of years.

 

[Blue3]

Has appeared on some of the UK's most-watched weekend shows for a number of years.

It doesn't help that I mostly only watch TV for the news and football

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Nothing to do with age, I'd venture. I imagine most grans in the country know who Ashley Banjo is.

Nope. Never heard of him.

 

[Bozza]

Nope. Never heard of him.

I'm team NeverHeardOfAshleyBanjo also. If I hadn't just looked him up, I'd have assumed it was a made up name.

 

[Sheebo]

It doesn't help that I mostly only watch TV for the news and football

Nope. Never heard of him.

I'm team NeverHeardOfAshleyBanjo also. If I hadn't just looked him up, I'd have assumed it was a made up name.

I didn’t know either but had a hunch that was right. If someone said the lead bloke from diversity would you have known?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"Hi, my name is Anton, I'm from Scotland, and I spend more time in front of a mirror than a budgerigar"

Hi Anton. I took you for a much more sensible sort. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed and saddened.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I didn’t know either but had a hunch that was right. If someone said the lead bloke from diversity would you have known?

A bloke? Made out of lead? From where? Is that in Dorset?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'm team NeverHeardOfAshleyBanjo also. If I hadn't just looked him up, I'd have assumed it was a made up name.

Isn't that what we used to call Barnes when he went through one of his dry 'couldn't hit a cow's arse with one' periods?

I'm IN!

Edit: I see Icy beat me to it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Heads-up for the mighty SUPERSTORE that is on half an hour before Love Island tonight. What a hoot!

 

[Ernest]

Do not miss the boy with the smallest EARS in the world on it

 

[Beach Hut]

Would Dad be pleased if a Fury got involved ?