I can get you a free one if you like, it zips all the way up over the mouth, which I imagine your friends would appreciate.
It's not waterproof so wouldn't be any good. Plus I wouldn't have any friends left as they wouldn't want to be associated with somebody in there 30's dressing like a 17 year old.
I'm sorry if my jacket offends you Ozseagull, I'm not quite sure why you have such a bee in your delightfuly waterproof bonnett but a man in his 30's scurrying around an internet forum to demonstrate his dislike of a jacket he has never worn, owned by a man he's never met is not a good look.
I'm going for a burger and milkshake, I'll send a runner out for it in-case it's raining.
Usually find that rough sex for about 25 minutes does the trick. Make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
Any tips?
Nice try flowerpot. You've made your little point, now off you pop.