Beards
What kind of man prats about in front of a mirror perfecting the shape of his moustache when he could be still in bed or downstairs having his breakfast?
Beards are OK on tramps, hostages and people in mental hospitals who can't shave because of their straitjackets.
Moustaches are just ridiculous, especially those gay Freddy Mercury ones, which for some strange reason are favoured by a much bigger proportion of policemen than the general population.
What kind of man prats about in front of a mirror perfecting the shape of his moustache when he could be still in bed or downstairs having his breakfast?
What kind of man wastes time and money every morning shaving when he could still be in bed or downstairs having his breakfast?
Don't like shaving, but I've never grown a beard - my wife wouldn't come near me if I did. And the kids would be scared.