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Re: TOPICAL JOKE!!! Marvellous :clap: :clap:

what a Joke 10/10 how many kids with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a light bulb? ??? Can I ride your bike? :clap: :clap: :clap:

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:lolol: I liked it anyway !!

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marvellous :clap: :clap:

Not again :angry:

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Thats a great Joke, good work :clap:

A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone...

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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face... "What are you so happy about?", asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of...

a man goes to the opticians, complaining of blurry eyesight. Optician: "What do you see in this office?" Man: "Let's see, a 19 inch monitor, a three-button mouse, a multi-media keyboard, an A4 scanner, and a zip drive". Optician: "Hmmm, well there's nothing wrong with your peripheral vision!"

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A nutter keeps phoning me at work today singing "Stand and Deliver" and "Prince Charming". I keep telling him he's got the wrong number but he's adamant. :clap:

Hey, my brother chews hammers in the circus! Is he a professional? No, he's a 'ammar-chewer! :shootself