I'm glad to say I don't know anyone like that and didn't hear any of that, not even from a distance.
There again, I don't hang around with baristas, hipster dog walkers or vegan installation designers.
I will be off for a nice stroll later, before the international football, and my little...
When I saw the Queen opening a wing at St Dunstan's in around 1961, my abiding memory is of standing around for a long time, then waving a flag while catching a glimpse of a lady getting out of a car. So, it that's pageantry then I guess I'm not very pageantist.
I prefer the Eurovision song...