Pedro makes the cut this week, before Garth's diplomacy skills lay the groundwork for world peace.
Joao Pedro (Brighton): What a good game this was between Brighton and Nottingham Forest. When you play like Brighton did and win away from home you're entitled to celebrate with your fans. Joao...
"You can't score a hat-trick and not be in my team, especially when every goal is dispatched with such extreme confidence."
I want to see this tested - we need a week with 5 or 6 hat-tricks.