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I would sneeze and finger myself

Are either of your parents married?

If you were two inches into your mother and your father was two inches into you, which way would you go. P.S. Darren don't delete this it's good for the clickbait advertising

Adam El-Abd; Adam El-Aaaabd. His dad built the pyramids; His mum's a camel. :bhasign::bhasign::bhasign:

How much?

Matt Sparrow.

http://www.sussex.police.uk/whats-happening/latest/news-stories/2015/10/12/burgess-hill-man-sentenced-over-sex-offences-against-teenage-girl 3 years 7 months for full sex with a 14 year old last year.

Thanks for clarifying. It seems fairer than, for example, the organisers getting to sit on Calderon's table.

Is there a random draw to determine who gets to sit on Calderon's table? Perhaps we could take a dartboard and play nearest to the bull.

Playing away is so much fun!

Which Brighton player has complained to the head of his children's school that other children keep asking for his autograph resulting in a whole of school assembly where the children were told not to approach him?

It's Zamora... Sent using Android ForumReader app

He isn't going to play for Spurs, and can't sign permanently for anyone else - so why not loan him to a Championship club (who may be prepared to pay £20k odd of the £100k a week that Spurs are going to have to pay him for doing nothing for the rest of his contract)? Could it happen, and would...

We usually charter a train. Sent using Android ForumReader app

You don't go to the Amex to get pissed; you go to watch football. I think it is fantastic that the club have reduced a low alcohol beer to prevent people getting too drunk at football. It is well worth paying a premium for.:whisky:

Jari Litmanen has been spotted at Gatwick Airport.

Some people have obviously had too much time to think about things if they are annoyed by this tubby little chap writing a letter to Tony Bloom.:fishing::catfight:

After the incident in the Crystal Palace changing room, the club would be advised to steer clear of people who are unable to control their bowels.

Will the replacement buses have toilets?

Vote Dixon