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:love::safeway::drool::blush: You too? Good. I don't think I'm ready for full-on gay sex yet, but if you want to meet up and fool around a bit let me know. I'm quite cute.

Was anyone alse surprised by their feelings when those nice Dutch boys took off their shirts at the Bristol City game?

**closet homosexual alert!**

Get your own f***ing ideas cuntychops.

Wurst argument eva

So ner.

Talking dirty to me won't help.

I'd like to see some homosexuals and adulterers hanged, stoned or beheaded.

If you two carry on like this I'm going to blow my brains out.

Ewww!

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Excellent thread title but the contents are a little disappointing. Can you post a picture of your wife in pain to give it a bit of life?

Does anyone know where I put my keys?

I like smoking 10 Rothmans whilst listening to Porcupine or Pineapple by Brakes

Still worth thinking about although I'm liking your alternative suggestion. Thanks for the achtung offer, pm sent x I see the poll is a 10-5-10 split. Oh the symmetry!

Interesting stuff Mr Banana. Many think will a prerequisite for surviving lifes slings and arrows. I'm going to think about whether you're right for most of the next few days. In my experience most things by Half Man Half Biscuit are the absolute shit so again, you could be right there. Is it on...

Regular customers?

That is impressive indeed. Do you find by the 4th and 5th you're having to imagine more and more bizarre scenarios involving work colleagues?

Not necessarily as after you've pondered you could decide 'no', in which case your nagging wife would be so impressed she'd do that special thing with the draft excluder that you like.

I'm a rainy days and Sundays man, thank you for asking.