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  1. Simster

    Now that pre-season is about to end, what has been...

    ...the SHITTEST NSC player related rumour of the summer? Darius Vassell or Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink for me.
  2. Simster

    Turd or hero?

    Never mind that for now, who is buying Leon Knight's BOOK?
  3. Simster

    "Big Society"

    Good creative idea or crap underhand tactic to save money? I'll be curious to see if the answer falls along the usual political lines on here.
  4. Simster

    How many will GLEN MURRAY get this year?

    I've always felt he was a good player who hasn't quite yet reached his potential for us. However, I have a sneaky feeling he is going to be prolific this year. I reckon he'll get around 17.
  5. Simster

    TLO, take a bow son

    One year old yesterday: Testimonials - North Stand Chat :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
  6. Simster

    Withdean fact and figures

    I'd like to know which players have scored the most goals at Withers so far. Presumably Zamora scored the most, but what about #2 and #3. And which player has played the most minutes? Is it Hart, Kuipers or Mayo? Just curious. These are records that are unlikely to be broken so it would be...
  7. Simster

    Three way rivalries

    Are there any genuine three way rivalries in this country? The closest I can think of are Oxford/Swindon/Reading (the Didcot triangle) and - at a push - Palace/Charlton/Millwall. However, Oxford and Swindon hate each other far more than Reading so it's not that genuine, and in London, Palace...
  8. Simster

    Thinking of getting a DOG

    The kids keep badgering me. Personally I've never had a dog before. Can the wise and the great give me some dog owning tips? What type to get, best pooper scooper brand, food, that sort of thing. Cheers
  9. Simster

    Joke

    This made me chuckle. I'll admit, not insanely and for lots of minutes, but sufficiently to warrant sharing it with you twats. I met a FAIRY today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said. "Sorry" said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that" "Fine" I...
  10. Simster

    Your FAVOURITE Viz CHaracter

    List of Viz comic strips - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Let's have your top five. :thumbsup:
  11. Simster

    Mary Queen of SHOPS

    Whilst NSC has been down, I have been debating this very important issue with some chums. Would you f*** Mary, Queen of Shops? Yes, she is a gayer (well, bi actually but currently shacked up with a lady), and yes she's a trifle OLD. But think of the power, the intelligence and sharpness, and...
  12. Simster

    Wayne Rooney

    Either he gets fit and plays as well as we know he can, or England don't come anywhere near close to challenging for the trophy. FACT.
  13. Simster

    Your gut feeling

    Come on, what is it? poll to follow...
  14. Simster

    ** Chile v Switzerland Official Thread **

    I didn't see one, so here it is. HOPP SCWIIZ.
  15. Simster

    Sven

    Now that Sven is Ivory Coast manager and not England, have you noticed how the commentators have been prepared to slaughter his every decision? Last night it was all Sven's fault that ivory Coast were losing 3-0 to the tournament favourites. Odd how Tyledsley never did this when he was England...
  16. Simster

    Can NEW ZEALAND qualify from their group?

    Paraguay 4 +2 =Italy 2 0 =NZ 2 0 Slovakia 1 -2 Outstanding games: Italy v Slovakia NZ v Paraguay A win for NZ sees them qualify. A draw for them would see them qualify unless Italy win or Italy draw and score more than NZ. WHAT a story that would be.
  17. Simster

    Jose Altitore

    is shit. :vuvu2:
  18. Simster

    Desperate Housewives

    Anyone else watch this? I've got to say, it's a guilty pleasure of mine. :blush: Last night was uncomfortable viewing though.
  19. Simster

    ** Argentina v South Korea **

    A bit early but... :drool: :drool: :drool: This could be an absolute CRACKER and a real test of the credentials for BOTH teams who have started stonkingly well.
  20. Simster

    If you could remove ONE thing from the World Cup...

    ...what would it be? Some ideas: The VULVAzellas Cristiano Ronaldo France And as for my personal favourite, I'll PLUMP for James Corden. Pun intended.

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