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  1. Simster

    Ian Holloway on Saints

    :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
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    I'm no fan of Leeds United

    ...but I do love their chant of "ITV is f***ing shit" whenever they play live in the FA Cup. Raised a titter from me at lunchtime anyway.
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    Has your CHRISTMAS TREE come down yet?

    If not, when are you bringing it down? Just curious. Ours still looks tremendous in the window and it'll be a shame to see it go. :(
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    Who should partner Murray against Leyton Orient?

    A simple choice of three players: Wood - strong, holds the ball up, but I'm still not convinced his presence here is doing us any favours really. Barnes - lively on his day, but profligate and hasn't tucked enough of his chances away to satisfy many of our supporters Holroyd - too lightweight...
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    Christ on a bike

    What sort of complete bellend do you have to be to actually choose to play a human/non-flying version of quidditch competitively? BBC News - Harry Potter: Quidditch for Muggles :tosser: :tosser: :tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
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    Sunderland and their crowds

    BBC Sport - Football - Sunderland attendances could affect club budget - Quinn I thought this was interesting. The essence of the article is that Niall Quinn is expressing disappointment at their crowd sizes and that this affects the playing budget. Sunderland are averaging over 38,000 in a...
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    Thread of recommended smartphone apps

    I'm on Android personally, but please feel free to add Apple/Windows apps too: "Where's my droid", you can text your phone to enable you to find it. The cunning bit is that it turns your sound up to the max, and plays your ring tone. They want to release a version soon where it turns on GPS...
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    Lickspittles at the BBC

    Am I the only one utterly pissed off that proper news stories get moved aside because Prince Charles and his horse got scared? The BBC is now OBSESSED and is asking how such an eventuality arose, as the top story. FFS, how much of an issue is it really? A car window got broken, big f***ing...
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    Corrie - 4 funerals and a wedding

    So come on, who's going to SNUFF IT this week then?
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    From the NFL

    This made me chuckle. Bloke makes an 84 yard run and puts his hand up to celebrate, only to be ankle tapped a yard from the line. :lolol: BBC Sport - American Football - Panthers ankle-tap halts 86-yard Seahawks touchdown in NFL
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    England presentation to FIFA

    Now on, live: BBC News - World Cup 2018 bid: England
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    How many season tickets will we shift

    Reasonable pricing, 12 month DD plan on offer, and a fine new stadium. I reckon there will be big big numbers personally. So how many STH will there be, including the 1901 club?
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    Colchester on Saturday

    I know we're still banging on about FCUM but this game is really far more important. Come on Gus, lets get the lads winning again. Not only would 3 points be very welcome but I've just noticed that we're the only team in the top ten who are at HOME this weekend. Therefore if we were to win...
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    Gillian McKeith

    Not exactly a good advert for nutritional eating is she? What a f***ing state!
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    Augustin Battipiedi

    Clearly endured a TORRID time on Tuesday, but why have so many people written him off as "shit"? He's only played 3 games hasn't he? Maybe he's one of those players who needs a run of games before he starts proving his worth. Alan Navarro? Going further back, Richie Barker? Personally, I'd...
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    New Albion fan -woo hoo!

    My wife had my third nipper a few hours ago - we've called him Joseph. Obviously HE'S BRIGHTON, so comedy Albion babygros are go. :thumbsup: :albion2:
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    How many times have you "reported" a post on here?

    Or moreover, what do you use it for? Personally, I can only assume libel is the only reason you'd use it. Or maybe for posting porn or extreme views. I reckon I've used it three times, ever. You?
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    The table

    How the hell can it be that Huddersfield in SECOND place are closer to the relegation zone in terms of points than they are to the Albion? :clap2: :clap2:
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    My last day at work, I'm battered, and

    I've just done the old "take the piss out of a really shit colleague/manager and accidentally copy him in" trick. Marvellous.
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    Which players has scored the most goals at The Valley

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