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Just noticed that July 2003 seems to be Ground Zero for the current incarnation of NSC. Not sure of the exact date, for that would be too sad for words, but happy birthmonth NSC - that's several thousand hours of my so-called life I'll never get back... :birthday:

Dartford mother grows strawberry in shape of a penis http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10537534.Dartford_mother_grows_strawberry_in_shape_of_a_penis/?ref=mr

Sorry, but I think he actually IS. Anybody who can craft a tune and put up a video that can repeatedly lure a person into watching BritneyBITCH and Justin firkin Bieber and actively ENJOYING it is way up there with the all-time-greats. His twitchy persona on final of The Voice last night was...

It's Groundhog Day all over again [insert NSC thread link here :lol: ] All the time the cynical psychologically-flawed self-serving wankers in the dugout are contributing to the bottom line of the company, nobody from the punters to the bosses asks very many questions. The minute it all goes...

Don't want anything to do with poxy trains tomorrow other than the short hop between London Road and Falmer. No points failures, no signal failures, no jumpers, no trackside fires (should temp. reach 15 degrees), no buckled rails (should temp. reach 20 degrees), no Met throwing an obstacle...

... apart from poor sap Adrian Mutu who made the schoolboy error of testing positive for cocaine at a time when Chelsea were actively looking to reduce their wage bill. Can't think of a single other player off the top of my head. Well? ???

Truly we are blessed in B&H with the given outlandish names of councillors past and present. Vote for your favourite HERE:

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Morning Had the automatic update from Hotmail to Outlook forced on me t'other week. Had to reply to an email from my accountant yesterday and noticed to my horror after I'd sent it that it had decided to attach my Facebook photo to the mail, yup, me in a giant St Patricks Day hat waving aloft a...

We salute you unknown Albion fly-poster :bowdown: ¡Viva la Revolución!

... why show it with the sound off? And why cut it off immediately after the random 66/1 winner's name flashed up without showing the runner-up places that 99% of those watching had more of an interest in? Bit of a pointless exercise no?

Well? ??? Is there going to be an attempt to stitch up 28000 people by going all self-righteous on 'unreasonable drinking' and not selling beer before the game and only letting us know when we get there? Pre-warned is pre-loaded. Cheers :cheers:

Used to love that little fella back in the day before the day :cool:

Thameslink-franchise trains a casual 29 mins late into Brighton this afternoon due to signal failure at something called Honor Oak Park. Should be grateful its not the dreaded replacement buses I suppose. Except tonight the network is going the extra mile by up-f***ing everything out of Brighton...

Made the schoolboy error of replacing my 10 year old PC last weekend. Checked the spec, that effortlessly surpassed anything I've had for home use before. Which admittedly wouldn't be all that difficult. Barely paid attention to the blurb that it had Windows 8 pre-installed. Schoolboy error as...

Big well done to the club for - in the space of two weeks! - adding some extra men's toilets and a new catering outlet that even sells Kronie in the vicinity of N1D. Saves us spending half of half time trying to circumnavigate the scrum in the middle of the concourse. Nice one! :clap2:

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Have got into the habit of betting blind on RVP to score first and last goal every ManU game this season. Both bets are 3/1 on bet365 and one or t'other pays out practically every game now. Even if RVP doesn't start and somebody else scores, or the first goal is an own goal, then that bet gets...

So... here's what I wrote in me blog, a whole couple of months before the Jimmy Vile thing broke... So late last night I got back from a pub session down the road at the Crown & Anchor with Steve & Jane. Always good to catch up with friends. Made myself a cup of green tea then drifted off to...

Just seems like the season's never really got into any kind of a rhythm. Endless international breaks, stops for whist drives in Falmer village and open days at the Uni, floods in the North, no trains or buses for Boxing Day, telly games etc etc. Doubt any team in the Championship has suffered...