Mid West Coast of Wales literally no Blacks at all it's either rock or Surf Beach just odd beds of blow, plenty of foot long blacks a hours drive away but not a patch on the Dunge and Pevensey variety.
Please remember I live in Wales so none of these items are considered odd whatsoever.
Half a Lesbian
2 cans of Pineapple
A signed Tom Jones photo
A Freshly sheared Lemon
And 3 Squid