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Drawers are for loosers 😁

That's a stupid question FFS !

When are the fixtures out? What will you be doing during the close season? Your mum replies must include a photo of your mum,she could be Bulgarian so please remember the consequences of your actions. I'm going to finish my Nuclear attack proof (ISH probably) before the season starts and...

Popty Ping 13.45 Redcar

I was until I decided to shave my eyebrows and the plastic reducer thing pinged off.

Fine casting 14.38 Uttoxeter

That went well 🤣

I quite like GN as a pundit I'd probably like JC as well if I understood the language he speaks, it's up to Forest who they let in, it's not like Sky Sports run football is it. 🤔

Horse change cheers Bear 👍 Brighton boy 13.30 Goodwood

Burnley Sunderland Man City *** 196 points deducted + £200 fine and 2 billion in costs.

When someone is rambling on about something only they care about I usually let them go on for about a minute or so, pretending I'm really interested not saying a word,my go to stfu line is John has a long moustache! Usually the person is so involved with their own monologue they just ramble on...

Sisters in the Sky 14.50 Bath

If I type in fighting cock will I get a you pervert remark from the Mrs ?

I'd rather chop off my own texting finger than hope Chelsea win anything other than the scabbiest football team ever award, their lazy ££££s spunked fuelled approach to everything makes me projectile vomit and blast fart usually leading to a violent follow through. Basically I hope they lose,and...

Blue In The West 16.40 Ffos Las

Fk em both

River Wharfe 19.30 Brighton

I looked it up and it's someone born with a hairy wart so theoretically we could burn him before he's even played.