You do set yourself up for this a little US! There is also the dryathlete that you set up a page for which seems to have no donations (was there also a medical reason that you coudn't give up alcohol?) I'd love to see you complete something like the bike ride but your past history seems to say...
Via the FA Cup Facebook page you can vote for Orlandi's cracker - see the contendors in the second video down on this link:
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Crawley Observer years ago reported a young lad wrecking some street furniture with the headline YOUTH KICKED IN BOLLARDS.
They also printed the same line twice in a report of a flashing incident noting that the man was "...on a bicycle (!?) and had short black curly hair and had short black...