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  1. jcdenton08

    [Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

    Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb
  2. jcdenton08

    [Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

    GASMAN!!!
  3. jcdenton08

    [Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

    Which was nice
  4. jcdenton08

    NSC celeb spotting thread

    I wish you were…
  5. jcdenton08

    NSC celeb spotting thread

    It’s interesting how you replace a “t” with a “d” when posting on NSC. It’s the behaviour of the “dosser” and a “dwad”.
  6. jcdenton08

    NSC celeb spotting thread

    Oh f*** off
  7. jcdenton08

    [News] Nigel Farage and Reform

    f*** the death penalty. Absolutely no place for it in a civilised society. Look at the miscarriages of justice over the centuries.
  8. jcdenton08

    [Cricket] England vs Zimbabwe, One Off Test at Trent Bridge, Nottingham, May 22nd-26th 2025

    Just seen the score - we look on top
  9. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Eyes that freeze like ice
  10. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Yeah, great isn’t it! Some brilliant bedtime reading
  11. jcdenton08

    [Politics] Russia invades Ukraine (24/02/2022)

    “Yes comrade Markov, your room is ready. You will be staying on the top floor, I’ll have the 6’5” armed bellboys bring your bags up…”
  12. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    “We’re not in Europe any more”
  13. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Still time for Spurs to do something incredibly Spursy
  14. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Pathetic. Just pathetic.
  15. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Commentator: “I’ve to go say, Ally, I was expecting a lot more from Manchester United tonight” Er, why? They’ve been terrible all season.
  16. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Accurate
  17. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    Such a relief for the global audience that the high quality, scintillating pace of the first half has continued into the second.
  18. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    So much silliness and play acting. Pathetic.
  19. jcdenton08

    [Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

    He’s just Scottish. So yes, he’s drunk.
  20. jcdenton08

    [Albion] Olivier Boscagli

    I only saw him in one European game on telly this season, and he had an absolute shocker…

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