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Sadly as they scraped Champions League football on the last day, I imagine they’re fishing in bigger ponds now. Hopefully failing again in the same way they did with other big signings like Lukaku, Werner and Havertz.

Would not be a surprise if they had. 8th place is the sort of finish they’re dreaming of right now.

I’d be surprised if Rushworth didn’t already have a new club lined up. He’s older than Bart so would have hoped to have had his chance by now.

You have to feel a bit sorry for Raphinha. Works his way out of a life of terrible poverty in Brazil thanks to his dazzling football skills and, just like a fairytale, finally gets to sign for the biggest club in the world. Only to be shunted out to Barcelona a year or so later. Talk about...

Take your pick of the middle to bottom sections of La Liga.

Or that I spent years investigating incidents involving cars, including ones involving crowds.

...drunk, drugged, having some sort of medical episode, mechanical failure, domestic argument, some other sort of criminality etc...

Where would they get their self-validation from then though?

Always puzzles me that those who peddle conspiracy theories and accuse others of following the mainstream herd are so often the ones who seem least able to consider a range of possibilities in any given situation.

Indeed.

Do we?

Just be grateful we got Gary Lineker and not his brother Wayne.

It took 14 hours! I fainted three times!

Have you ever considered a career in fortune-telling?

De Zerbi was very all or nothing, wasn't he? If we weren't all over an opponent, we knew we were probably going to get battered. The Forest game aside, maybe Brentford away, we've rarely looked like getting smashed this season. Under RDZ, we had a fair few games where you were watching through...

Yeovil away one year took a disproportionately long time to get to and from, due to the abysmal train service, the fact that Yeovil station isn't even in the town, and you have to get a bus from the station to the town centre and then hike miles to their ground. We probably lost, I imagine. That...

Corrected that for you.

Wait just one second, folks. I’ve just spent three hours listening to Spurs fans singing that they’re the Champions of Europe. Originally, I laughed at this notion because, well, Spurs. However. Given that we’ve just hammered them, it stands to reason by that we now inherit that title...

We have some superb young players who will only get better next season, and by the same process, iron out the inconsistencies that often come with young teams (look at Chelsea). Beating Chelsea twice in a week was great, as was the cup win at Newcastle, and the home win over Spurs because they...

I shall be booing heartily.