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f***ing successful hairdresser, mind.

OMFG !!! :O I love it I do....

Amazing !!! I did a jump in the flat !!

I've got one like that, and every time he does it, I go "here he goes, dick measuring again !!"

AMAZING JS :) I'm watching the liverpool game on TV with Anfield in its glory just knowing that all those pictures will soon be sporting a plush green surface, goals, and fans, lots of fans !!

Oh me too !! :blush::blush:

Thank the lords !! Finally, someone stands up and thinks, "what about the referee ?!" As a referee, no, there is nothing that can be done. Oh, actually, you can just do nothing, but then you are told that you let a lot go, that you went missing in the game. Or you can give everything, stop the...

I can't even get my head round that picture or what is happening !! guess i'll just have to wait :thumbsup:

In other words seasoned NSC chatters, he had a ghost poo.

That was f***ing brilliant. I wasnt even ready for that and cried laughing !! Good times.

If you're lucky, a shot of toilet facilities may be provided !!

haha, got a pair already danny, shall I wear the tongues over the legs.. So far, I've ordered... a dark grey suit with thin pin stripes and black shoes AND a brown suit, much like the one in the picture up there, with dark brown shoes Thanks :)

I drove past Falmer at 1.40pm and the arch was down :( I missed the official lift by a few small hours. Big gutted :( Thanks JS !! Can I still purchase your calender ?

my kind of thread !! Its all about the thickness of the fold, if you don't fold, there is more chance of tearage/stickage to ring. Alternative conditions can be the grip of the hand/fingers on paper, how many pieces are used before the fold, what has been eaten prior to taking a dump. These...

Evening, I've gone and got myself a new job !! I start work on Monday as Senior Lettings Negotiator for an estate agents in Chichester :) I'm buying myself a few new suits for the occasion. I am buying a dark grey suit, with stripes and black shoes to go as one "outfit" as a girl may say. The...

Two years ago, I gave up full sugar coke (the red one) and started drinking diet coke (the silver one). I now cannot drink the red one as it is too sugary !! it does work !! I'm gonna think about it this year and report back !!

None at Hastings address, although, I am going back to my Chichester address later today so I expect to not be able to open the door against the sheer weight of the post against it !!

f*** me Matilda, do you ACTUALLY eat ?? I gotta add to the list, gherkins, parsnips, squid, calamari, worcester sauce crisps...

I've got popcorn, you bringing coke ?! :lol:

For me, it has to be onions or the onion family.... they make me heave. I can't handle them, even in burgers, in hot dogs, in spag bols, lasagne, on salads, I just hate them so much. What foods can you not stand and why ?!