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My TV aerial was broken in the storm in January. I got a repair man in and he took the old one down. But the spooky thing is... he put the new one up in exactly the same place.. :eek:

EDIT. Oops! Misread. I thought there wasn’t one for Stains. Ah well, here’s one for Newcastle. Howay the lasses.

He’s at university. I don’t know if that makes a difference. The odd thing is, he’s a postgrad at Nottingham, yet it was his alma mater Bath University that rang and asked him to come in for it. And he drove all the way there and back. UPDATE: Just found this on the Coeliac website. It...

“Feds”. :annoyed: More American bollocks.

Bookworms of a certain age will remember the Puffin Club. It was run by Kaye Webb, who was the editor of the Puffin Books line. One thing they did was arrange holidays for members every year. Kids would go to some outward bound type centre and hang out with Puffin authors. One of them was...

Well, he’s been sectioned under the mental health act, so it’s not like he’s been let off. If he’s insane then normal prison wouldn’t do much good. It definitely sounds like he’s mad rather than evil. He should’ve been sectioned before stabbing someone, but it doesn’t sound like he’s in...

Probably didn’t want to be seen jumping the queue but now wants to be seen publicly supporting the AstraZeneca vaccine after the blood clot allegation. (And, as mentioned above, he’s immune anyway)

Once the over-50s (and vulnerable) are done then it won’t really matter what order the rest of the adult population get their jabs. My nephew is 22 and has coeliac disease and so was given a jab. But he’s already had Covid which was two or three days of annoying grogginess and no more and he...

Only if a 15-year-old Carlo somehow found himself in Solihull and managed to shag a local housewife. If he did, then that was one heck of an exchange trip.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming. See? Comedy is not dead.

That ended 14 years ago. :)

Butt? We’re not ****ing Americans.

TV comedy is lame because its gatekeepers are usually from a very narrow demographic with a very narrow worldview and the people they commission and the programmes they make reflect that. As a Doctor Who writer said recently, you can only pour out of a jug what’s already in the jug. But then...

The version I heard, he asked for After Eight Mints. Should've been Ferrero Rocher, really.

I want Waitrose in Rustington to stock Wrigley's Extra Refreshers Tropical MIst flavour chewing but I just went and they don't, so I had to get bloody bubblemint and I didn't want bloody bubblemint, I wanted Tropical ****ing Mist. :tantrum:

I think the Albion are the Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly of the Premier League.

Two separate questions, Shirley? Thread title says “Favourite Car/Characters” - for that I’d answer Dick Dastardly and Mutley in the Mean Machine. But the poll says “Who Do You Want To Win” - for that I’d answer Prof Pat Pending in the Ring-a-Ding Convert-a-Car (I also like the Slag Bros...

I was going to do a joke about Tony buying a sun bed to get some Bloom UV, but thought better of it. :blush:

And today’s Shoehorn Award goes to...

That’s what I’m wondering. Because at face value it seems like an insane idea that few have asked for.