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Yup, Miami beat Always Crappy St Louis 4-2, which means our playoff spot is safe.

Was that Del Do? I thought that was Rodriguez, but I was at the other end of the field and, also, plastered. Great result for the Stars. Great atmosphere in the beer garden too. Edit: nope, it was Del Do. The Pleasurer gently inserts another goal for the win. The Del Do/Bracalello combo is...

"Play" would be a generous term. There's fan favourite "Hot Nuts", "Suicide is Painless"... I can't really remember others. Dirty Old Town was getting a good airing on Wednesday. Either a) Stop supporting Tampa or b) hope that from the misery of their humiliating upcoming defeat by the...

They've just posted the highlights, albeit with some interesting editing choices. You can see what a rough shape the pitch/fans/play was in. I'm the fat twat in the hawaiian shirt, soaked to the bone, slipping into a deliriously hypothermic state, not sure if I'm watching us win a game or...

Game report:

1-0 Stars! Absolutely pissing with rain and the game delayed until it eased up a bit. The refs apparently thought the comically puddly pitch was playable. The midfield pools caught any pool that went into it. Despite this, Bracalello and Del do combined well. Del Do inserted himself into the...

It doesn't happen very often, but we humped St Louis. It was like watching a different team. Bracalello and Allen were as fantastic as I always think they will be, but this time it really paid off. The combo of Bracalello and Del Do really seemed to work, I hope they stick with it for our...

I don't know... presumably the team would exist on some level, maybe on a lower league: grit my teeth and wait for it to return to a higher level. B&HA fans have endured a fair amount over the years, so at least Stars fans will have role-models for dogged persistence :thumbsup:

That was a completely miserable game. Austin have already secured a play-off spot, so I was hoping they'd phone this one in before the game started. Then at half time, I was hoping we'd draw. Then in injury time I was just hoping they would at least score a goal. No suck luck. Unless I'm...

Yeah, I would have posted a match report but was too bloody depressed/drunk to make a job of it. Only two games left of the season if they don't pull their collective fingers out and get us some points. Sigh. I promise I'll post pics from the next game, hangover be-damned.

I've read a few articles that make him out to be the next big thing... if there is a lot of hype then I haven't noticed that. I don't know if I could stand to look at that stupid haircut though.

I'm really worried about Bracalello: if he ISN'T injured, there was no good reason for taking him off at the half. Especially when they left Tarley on for 89 minutes and he was bloody hopeless. WTF is up with giving Ukah two minutes of playing time? For how miserable a result it was though, I...

Wasson had a good, physical game. He isn't the biggest guy but he pulls his weight and keeps his head in that kind of game. The midfield didn't really play the measured passing build-up that we've seen in the past, it was more of a scramble, so Wasson was working hard all game. He didn't foul a...

Nah. With teeth-bared, that's the only way I know how to look at our opposition. Except Puerto Rico - their fans are always nice and happy to be there. There was a small but vocal Portland support at our last home game against them (they're here for university and, presumably, our advanced...

We're all hoping that this means Manny has to see out his bench-ban from the beer-garden. :drink:

2nd half notes: 46min Cross from Joy to Pore (P) goes wide right. 54min foul by incredibly girly looking Keel (P). Cross in gave us a chance in the air, but went a bit long. Right back up the other end, Pore loops it past the Stars goal. Close one. Where is Tarley? 60min Portland gets a...

Yeah, it is a bit Care Bears, isn't it? "Don't be a dick" probably wouldn't fly though.

It's like this one was made especially for Doctor Scrumpy :tosser:

1st half notes: -3min Portland fans love their country more than Minnesota fans do… that was some heartfelt national anthem-ing. Line-up: Warren; Lorenz, Friedland, Altman, Arango (Cpt); Wasson, Allen, Gotsmanov, Moura; Tarley, Cvilikas. 5min saved shot from Tarley, a belter from range...

I know, I've seen two of them go in; both games he played really well all game. I've also watched all the rest of the games where he just stands there. Really, in the first ten minutes of the game you can tell if Tarley is going to score. Standing around like a mannequin, four paces behind...