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I hope the workers at Falmer are all security checked and searched each morning, not for the standard weapons of mass destruction, but for being a supporter of a rival club, particularly Palace. We don't want our very own area of outstanding natural beauty inseminated by a Palace scarf...

It was definately the west, it was halfway between the left of the dugouts and the goal line, I was about ten yards away, as said before, the crowd cheered, the Man City players went mad, a great moment. I believe Man City put pressure on the Albion to sack him, Keith Cuss, tall bloke slick...

Cat shocked at footballer trying to kick a ball with his C#ck out

Trinny is an absolute fruit loop, shes a typical suit slasher if you pissed her off, I thought tweedys remark whilst they were counting the tickets 'Do you have OCD?', was a corker.

He'd have taken over narrating 'Thomas the tank engine' from his band mate.

Does 'Debbie does Dallas' count, not exactly high school but who cares eh!!

Would pay anything to inflate that blokes ego even more, he needs to crawl out of his own arse. The Sue lawley (So Lonely)song makes me chuckle though.

Listening to Danny and Nicky on the way to Work this morning, Brian Shalcross came on and was asked his opinion on the March and the Falmer decision. He said the he was sure that Prescott was aware of the march, but felt that JP would be unmoved by it. He was then asked when he thought a final...

What about Pires, he runs like a girl - I bet he catches a ball like hes trying to clap as well.

What about Sugar Puff Wee, after you've had the said puffs for breakfast, your mid-morning constitutional smells of the offending cereal.

Horses, Ugly as sin, stink and a tendancy to kick and bite. Whats more horsey lovers (The Pippa and her Pony brigade) would rather shoot their own family than the horse!!!! Also the Dressage event is for Gay horses, and Horse Box lorry drivers are second to Caravans drivers for being the most...

KILL BILL, Just a load of Tomato Sauce and sensationalism Rod Stewart, Crap Voice, Always has been and always will be.