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I once slept with Louise Rednapp...................... Well kind of, I was in the front end of the aircraft where the upper class beds are (Its the only way to travel) coming back from LA, who was sleeping in the bed opposite - the lovely Mrs Rednapp, bed hair and all. Does it count?

I Remember this game, at half time the groundsman came on to re-do the Southstand side touchline, unfortunately the mud was so thick the pushalong paint machine got stuck in the mud!!!

My Son aged 19 his first car is a Classic Mini £1200, ok, not every bodies taste. He went to a classic car insurer (They normally say over 25's, but thats advertising speel they will do youngsters if you phone and ask), he had to join a local miniclub, fit an alarm and has mileage up to 15k...

We have a fat bloke at work, his stomach hangs over his belt and consiquntly he can't use his hands to hold the old boy. He walks up to the urinals stands as close as he can, starts going with no control of his bill and ends up pissing on the floor on his shoes and subsiquently splashes some...

May have been asked before, Is there going to be an onsite bookies at Falmer, similar to other clubs. A4 sheet giving all the perms for that days BHA game, makes it easy for us bookie novices.

Heres a question for you groundsman, why do they allways mow the pitch straight after the game? Seen it loads of times on SKY when they are interviewing after the game. Not seen it at Withdean as always left the ground by then. Saw it at Chelsea once when given a corporate ticket.

Singers of a certain style the say 'Wi Choo' instead of 'With you' or commentators the call 'Rosicky' 'Rozitski'.

I think the other question you should ask her is when did football become soccer!!!!

To be really contraversial (Right spelling??) I would put Greer and El-Abd as the pairing. I would assume Greer to be of the same quality as Elphick but i'm sure his distribution would be far better. :ohmy:

A mate at work is Tottenham member, he has swipe card updated when he buys a ticket. He has just paid over £50 for a ticket to see FC Twente, plus a £3.50 booking fee to activate his card, he then receives his seat place by e-mail. So an administrator, looks his name up in the database...

Appologies if I missed it, but have the two Argentinians had there work permits stamped yet?

Whats the matter with you man (Nappy boy), JS has provided us with 77 great Friday afternoons to relive us of the doldrums of work, ok this week has little noticable change, lets rewind the clock 18 months, you would of cut off your left testicle for pictures like that. All hail JS..

Firstly, Not everyone likes it, and I suspect not everyone knows the words but would it be possible for the ultra section to sing GOSBTS in its entirety when the team comes out? Even if there was only 30 people singing it, waving flags I think it mght encourage others elsewhere in the ground to...

Sorry if this has also been asked, but does the ST only include league games or is it for selected cup games as well?

Been a couple of times, equivalent of £15 for a ticket a couple of years ago, superb value. AC vs Fiorentina, after the game the AC fans taunting a line of police. I walked on for about 200yds, said yobs all then ran past me, I stood against a wall and watched as a police wagon pulled up...

Weather reports???? Whats the cost in that?

Good work Jack Second set of pictures with the main stand footings, where the Dudman cement mixer is parked, between the two mounds that will be the base for the lower terrace - ITS THE PLAYERS TUNNEL!!!!!

Its all in the title

Corkster it was and still is 58W, sorry to be picky

You could put the Palace logo on the toilet roll, then wipe accordingly!!