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3 ideas that have served me well for nigh on 20 years: 1) Marmite on toast with a Cup-A-Soup chaser. Must be cream of veg with croutons. Dreamy. 2) A squirt of Marmite (notice I'm utiizing the new squeezy Marmite here) on top of Philadelphia on a toasted bagel. Served with cheap instant coffee...

But you missed Kerry Mayo scoring the winning penalty, and many other highlights. Ok, well 1 or 2 other highlights but still. I listened to the Magic Numbers in the car on the way home from Millwall, so I sort of got the best of both worlds.

Ding Dong! Bring it on. Should be 3 or more of us.

It's alter in the film where all three are at what looks like a scout hut disco. Black Lace are playing their forgotten hit "We're Having A Gang Bang, We're Having a Ball", while Bob does his dirty dancing style pelvic thrusting to the two birds. The funniest bit is the totally disgusted faces...

It's a great film! Hilarious in a sad, grimey way. Especially the bits where he shags the two girls in his Ford Granada. Class. And the The Black Lace bit is very good. Should ruin most men's fantasies about copping off with the teenage babysitter hehe.

My God, xmas food is brilliant isn't it? Home made sausage rolls, roasted gammon (part boiled in cider, then baked with mustard and honey), mince pies, cold turkey. All served with chunky bread, home-made chutney or chilli jam, tomatoes with a sprinkling of salt, mulled wine. Actually scrap the...

What, is this meant to ease your consience as a tout then?!! Hilarious! I can't believe the bare-arsed cheek of it. Like somehow you don't count as a money grubbing twat because you're only going to sell them to people who could of bought them in the first place but couldn't get to a computer or...

Damn. I too have fond, drunken memories of the Cheekster. I went on to live with a girl for 3 years because on our first date, SHE suggested the Cheeky Chicken after a marathon Jack Daniels bender. Classy she was, but ultimately empty. Like the product itself, once partaken of the breast and...

I think buying a spare pair and making a few quid on ebay is ok, but some twat has bought 16 somehow and all are on ebay, username weddingable or something. I've complained to the organisers and hope he gets found out. After all, he hasn't actually got his tickets yet. Meanwhile loads of people...

Got mine, but my very good mate and his missus just missed out. Anyone with spares willing to sell 2?

I like the new LP, as it inspired me to re-buy Born To Run, which it certainly is similar to. They'll still be playing all the classic 'Fuss stuff anyway at the Brighton Centre.

Fantastic. Thanks a lot. I always miss out on this sort of gig because they sell out so damn quick. But two tickets now safely bought. Good one!

"We had nothing to make them come, apart from Bob Booker's warm and inviting mouth." So, a career in porn for Bob next?

Oh, she knew about it all right. She was just trying to get me to make a tit of myself in front of her mates before she owned up to who she was! She must have said to Mr Wanker "I'm going to Brighton for a weekend", and he must've given her the lowdown on the loathing from us. Quite fit she was...

RROTSDVJSD what??!. I had to look that up on t'internet to check if it was a compliment. :D Ta, I wish I could of said I boned her, but I did ask her if she ever found proof at home that he was a wanker. Tissues under the bed etc..

I was on a stag do in Btn last year and we met up with a hen party full of milf's from Essex. I was chatting to one of the nicer ones, when the topic of the Albion came up. Then she said "why is it you lot hate Scott McGleish so much?". Impressed with her Albion genreal knowledge, I preceded to...

As one of the "fickle" fans Naylor talks about, I agree with those of us who find a combination of depressing facts (Withdean is horrible and overpriced, Flamer has dragged on for too long, playing in a poor league against unglamorous oppo with no travelling support). I have, over the course of...

Yeah, he might. But then like the old days he'd probably get his nadgers mutilated by some journeyman nutjob, and be out injured for a couple of years... Poor old Perry.

Interesting. So the Sussex accent was a bit weird in the old days then. Not like our whiney, nasal Brighton tones nowadays then. Maybe we should adopt the old lingo, and become really stubborn, unwelcoming and obtuse. Like the Cornish :lolol:

I thought it was just me being stupid. I have absolutely no idea what Wunt Be Druv means, and I'm Sussex to the core. If it's "We Won't Be Driven", then from where, and why not? Surely we want to be driven from Withdean to Falmer, preferably in a nice car, via Lewes, with Ann De Vecchi strapped...