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A man goes to the doctors and says "every time I masturbate I shout come on Palace!" The doctor replies " there's nothing to worry About most wankers do.

Typing whilst walking is a art I have yet to master.

Was worried this morning though when walking my dog at 7.30 the was a removal outside his house, only to find his neighbours moving.

At home, and not having a medical anywhere, so hopefully a BHA player for the rest of the season

I don't know where he said it, but if he has said this then I have lost the little respect I had for the man. Why is it if you doubt Gus, or say anything that isnt anything but praise, then you are labeled as a non being a supporter. Naylor has his tongue so far up Gus' arse its scary. Its...

Bridcutt lives in the same road as me in Rottingdean

Wank lol

Not a problem, we have Ashley Barnes who can play there.

Need a new boiler and unvented cylinder (around) 250 litres Any suggestions of any good ones. Cheers

Set out from Rottingdean at 6pm, and it's now 7.25 and were sitting at the top of the falmer rd, absolute joke.

With this years average attendance just topping 20000, what do you think next years will be? What with the capacity being raised by 5000, and a waiting list of 3000 new season ticket holders, a larger crowed will make the Amex atmosphere even better for next season, I can't wait!

Just read Albions ratings in the Argus. Has this bloke any clue about football? Gary Dicker 7/10 Did make me chuckle.

How many fans we taking to forest saturday?

I think the fact that he is mentioned every week, is due people are now looking for him to make mistakes, I'm not a great fan of him to be honest, but you cannot fault the shift he puts in week in out. But the man we put our trust in Mr Gus Poyet who see's him in training and match days has...

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He...

Due a contract upgrade, and was wondering whats the cheapest pay monthly deals going for the above phone.

I wonder why it wasn't played before today's game, maybe i was right lol

OMG there's always one, barnes was a 5 at most what game did you watch?

Anyone know how many tickets we have and sold for this one?

OMG it sounds good on the PA!, I might suggest that Saturaday for us to all sit back close our eyes and admire the PA system,perhaps if its that good when we score we should have crowd sound effects coming through the system.