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NOT MORE BLOOODY LUPINS!!!!!!!!!

A few weeks ago there was a report on the front page of the Times stating somthing to the effect that government, in particular John Prescott's office were to bring about policies that would, although sometimes unpopular, give local councils greater powers to build in rural areas, creating jobs...

And then post something positive and creative in another. I'll go first.......... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH And rest

Yjdizcsy ntpeyooo sssnjeje pooooooooooot weeeeeeeeeeeetang poooooooooop sgeweu bsdju swwuw wwiuwss zxsdwre zatang jeqqu qjqqdbsktgd,gwlg fkreoryt dfwr fv g dgeee h hdpwur cvswty fwque ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha aha ha asmaospqo zcsaiqwepqeeyur ajquoqp ajeqeqo ........ WE WANT...

bxaduad bdhdu jahq ehw whasa ALLEGEDLY HE ONCE SEXUALLY ASSUALTED A BADGER. cduwu suwuu ha ha ha ha ha ooooooooooo dhhd dejfdezx i emwi ALL THE GRACE AND POISE OF A BLIND, DEAF GIRAFFE......................ON ICE. jwwe jeierkww hwk ehe rri AN ABSOLUTE VILE TEMPER, hdhadu djdwueu qwqu wwaqwji...

Mine would have to be- 1......zvxhswdwu bdww jhbdwe xbwrw nweywy, IMAGINE THAT RUNNING AROUND CHRISTMAS MORNING, SCOFFING ALL THE NEWBERRY FRUITS AND SPROUTS BEFORE MAKING A NEST IN AUNTY AGNUS' PANTS. 2.....xzhjduwu pooop ptang weeep hduw haaau eewue nbshh duwd ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho...

vxvhag dbueq juqhq uheq....... WENSLYDALE.

bxhjsuey cndfwhd hwyreh COULDN'T BE AT THE MEET UP, AS I WAS TAKING DELIVERY OF A LARGE CONSINEMENT OF OSTRICHES. sah hwewe dbwyh yqyue ss3 ehye poop plop flip flop xbcdwy hd, AND THAT PICTURE OF... bhdwd wdbwwdb wgwh ...IT LOOKS LIKE HIS RECTUM HAS JUST PROLAPSED. nwuqe bdwu bhww eyajqiq x eie...

I LIKE..... hzbbc caiffnbcn nzxxcvrp vnu ccu44es....... WHAT HE SAID HE DID WITH THAT AARDVARK WAS HILARIOUS. cbxnmro oooo heeiwiw kfh ha ha ha ha ha adadd zxzcetitpfj cb rusy RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS, BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES AND WARM WOOLEN MITTENS. nzxbwwy zxepru geitun dsh...

bzdwueu gatang poop parp peep hnee MY DRINKING HAS BECOME EVER MORE DEBAUCHED, AND I AM NOW ON MALIBU. gdeuueyoabvxrep xnox ydny eye uwyqi sge diiuww THE PARTY IS NOW IN FULL SWING AND WE HAVE BEEN JOINED OSAMA BIN LADEN, FELICITY KENDALL AND THE METROPOLITAN POLICE MOTORCYCLE DISPLAY TEAM...

TOP GOALKEEPER TOP FELLA GET WELL SOON BIG GUY.

cbxhjsu zbvzuit shwyw bch DRUNKENESS UPDATE, bxcu xgeye hb shabang tweep gatong, AM NOW ON BAILEYS, VIMTO, AND TOILET DUCK.bcdieu cnfdoeoirp sdh deju dewj PARTY AT BIRKIN MANOR, ncjbcfab nnxdn ccnjnczwyhe hwehj I'VE BEEN JOINED BY THE RED ARROWS, EDDIE 'THE EAGLE' EDWARDS AND THE CAST OF QUEER...

bzxhdyuey nweh jfhgh ewb wyu, BEER A.M, bnejweuye wdnjwh hb jbfu hg4yuxzz I'LL NOT DRINK THAT CREME DE MONTH LUCAZADE AND FABREEZE COCKTAIL AGAIN. xbvkoo iiahi zzshia xciu APPARANTLEY IT'S CALLED THE BLOODY AWFULL.vzbzjifv cn cfhry ddgff dcnnfn floop flin poop ,IT'S NOW NO USE TO MAN NOR BEAST...

jkdey dnwuu bssqyqyxxcxzw e eu22haaw pooop paaarp tooot, bchsy about as exciting as Belgium. baujuewue whwdbsdw cmdjwue jew eeqi hq jswhqqhsqhw apparently with the social skills of the late mr Trebus from popular skanky B.B.C t.v programme the life of grime .sedhjwj zczprutm jsjhj brj jrjrh...

VERY VERY FUNNY THREAD.:lolol:

mcneue bet ehe eieeet xvvzbs peeep poooop parrrp and then michael barrymore turned to me and said 'and people call me a sad pathetic degenerate'?. xcdr oppue dbdn fhgf iwiwiey vsb dnu e hwwwjey4 ddeye heiu Allegedly with a bucket of swafega and a large aubergine. mznsbetwo shgwtrw fmfppeeoir...

jswt xcbdye fkoi d eg rjejewxz s we djdiei a lovely day with the archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams. bshwy awerrre rooppotu zxxsdewxz dhgdhen eh rueuw yuw xnsu wu dry slope sking and then off to the pub for a game of 501 darts over a small chognac. nsjwu owuwy zxqowp cbet acrq dhdyy hwyh...

I'm 6 ft 3in :wave:

I am very, very drunk.

vsfeee pooop nuugre dhutre xzewzx hsy xis veueie Reading?? hahahahaha. hsywyoppoiry bdtr wt shs\z x wwhu nswn and then they all said seeee ya, wouldn't want to be ya. nxvvei sntwe wuwy ehwi whwi teowp xczdwqe wweeep pooarp noooop wqwh. apparently the ghastly fellow liked ladyboys. bwwi dgey...