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    a summary of this brighton/palace pier argument

    Zdxcdvw degywbeu he r3wj pooop ptang ptang HAD BEEN DRINKING WITH SOME OF MY CHUMS AT THE ZANZIBAR. Hkfuwer hdjgf jr fjr rjw kej ejejie peeeeeew peeeeeep ha ha ha ha ha honk honk ABSINTH AND CREAM DE MENTH, ghq qhqw wq bxcbbgeeu IT'S CALLED THE RUTTING BADGER. dvwydy hwueh wejew he he he no non...
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    Miss Loos and "the pig" on channel 5's The farm

    O.k taking on board the suggestions, why dosen't Stan suck off a donkey whilst dogging Paul Daniels and (the lovely) Debbie mcgee. Then Vanilla Steps in and apon being confronted with such a vile specticle, (that Flossie in the west midlands is being forced to watch and then write in and...
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    Miss Loos and "the pig" on channel 5's The farm

    Sorry about that Titanic, the buttler is off sick today and he has the keys to the drinks cabinet. Oh well, i guess my only option is the cupboard with the cleaning products. AGAIN.
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    Miss Loos and "the pig" on channel 5's The farm

    1: People who take the trouble to watch a lengthy programme, and then take the trouble to complain about it afterwards, have empty and rather shallow lives. 2: People who watch shows like The Farm have empty and rather shallow lives. However one good thing has come out of the show. I read that...
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    Sussex Ice Rink R.I.P

    Yorkie you are absolutely right about the disgraceful way they got rid of the Brighton Tigers. I'm not old enough to remember, but my grandad was a Canadian who moved here after the war, and used to go and see the Tigers, always told me how gutted he was when they closed the rink. Wasn't there...
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    kerekes

    Against Southend kerekes awful i thought. To paraphrase something that one of my mates said recently, i thought he had the first touch of a rapist.
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    Jarrett Gets Three Year Contract

    I was very impressed with Jarrett Against Southend the other night. But i don't know why we have extended Zombor whatshis face trial. Against Southend he looked the worst player on the field.
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    Southend on Wednesday...

    You don't know me but i will be there, cos i live in prittlewell.
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    yet another falmer released date rumour

    Grouch......o Marks.? I've never liked it on here anyway. I never wanted to be part of a message board that would have me as a member.:jester:
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    yet another falmer released date rumour

    Ahhh but was he riding on the back of a giant DoDo whilst raising the soul of Elvis Pressley for his Falmer tip.
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    yet another falmer released date rumour

    I too get tired of all the false falmer rumours, and more than a little restless. But i am even more tired of the sad and rather predictable sarcasm like " my mothers, brothers aunties badger saw a U.F.O beaming the words Falmer on monday onto the back of a Unicorn standing on the top of...
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    Rowley's pearls of wisdom No2

    Cbdyae sjnr djnewe dweeep ptang poop zxsvwy SWISS FOOTBALL OFFICIALS, hsaaqqubhw shqw YOU MAY GROW A NEATLY TRIMMED, BLONDE QUIM-LIKE GOATEE, zvdwue duwer ehwe w we swwendw ptang ptang, BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO OFFICIATE LIKE A C*NT AS WELL.
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    Rowley's pearls of wisdom No1

    Cgdzcyeyeg patang poooop sweeeep xzgw bcxuduw DESPISE AND MISSTRUST PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS. zxabueu ww dsdnwexdhe fkeue shw swey LIKE POLICE AND CUSTOMS OFFICIALS.........................BASTARDS.
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    least pc comment of the tournament so far?

    zxvahy djsdqu ujqu qqq js wj NO USE TO MAN NOR BEAST. sqsbqbqq aaiww w BLOODY KRAUTS duwe dewue ewewu, WHATS GERMAN FOR OUT OF A MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bashdwk dhsjw qh IT'S LIKE CRABTREE FALLING OFF A LADDER AND TRYING TO HIDE A SMILE:jester: . aqy hebqwe qbqweq ehbeqequ...
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    least pc comment of the tournament so far?

    What ? is Ron Atkinson back co commentating again, i thought he was too busy as policy advisor to the UKIP.:glare: :)
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    I know this has been done to death but..

    THE LAST POST pub , just off Southend high street. It has two big screens, cheap and easily accessable booze cos it's never that busy.:drink: :drink: But don't go there when an England game isn't on, it's full of pissed up old men and the criminally insane.:drool: :eek:
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    Potential Transfer Targets

    zxgee hahahahah mmmmm poop pooop ptang ptang MOLLY SUGDEN.
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    biggest english young talent who has ultimately failed?

    I once saw Jack Dineen shopping with his mum in boundry road Tesco in Portslade. For me he was never quite the same player.:)
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    The Fast Show

    suduadad aaua shjjwhw hah GIANT INFLATEABLE PLATYPUS hewe wew webuwqe hah A BLOODY FUNNY SHOW. hada dhbaehyequeb BUT I HAVE BEEN DRINKING SINCE THE ENGLAND SWITZERLAND GAME.
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    McGhee looking at foreign players?

    Perhaps we should sign some scandinavians since our stadium is " like playing a pre season friendly in Norway". They should fit right in :glare: :falmerspi :falmerspi :falmerspi :falmerspi :falmerspi

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