Bring his toothbrush on Tuesday night and pass it around the stand making sure everybody shoves it up their arse. Then post pics on here of him cleaning his teeth.
I did the course last month and was surprised to find Richard Reynolds on the same table as me!!!!
The course was worthwhile though. There are some aspects of it that if you put into practice will make you a safer and better driver.
My bike WR 450f got nicked last Thursday, some little twat walked down my driveway in broad daylight opened my garage door with a screwdriver and wheeled my bike down the drive. He even had the bollox to say hello to my neighbour!