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If everyone in the media shuts up about the horse meat scandal I will eat an entire horse to show how much I really don't care

He's the FIFA king you know!

Only because he's stop retweeting those begging for attention!

I know Leyton Orient banned players from using it, maybe we are heading for a similar approach.. but I'm with you, it's the only reason I joined too

I've yet to have a poo at the Amex...

So I'm sitting in the library (not) doing any work... I just earwigged into a conversation where a guy was talking about the box of cereal he's bought his loved one. What truly crap presents have you ever brought for your loved one or what is the worst gift you could consider buying them? No...

fools!

the top of the London road

sometimes if I jump up and down I fart uncontrollably.. I have to be careful in the bedroom too...

At least you didn't tell your son that "he had obviously had to much to drink" like I heard one woman tell her kid. I hope the gent makes a full recovery, very sad way to end the afternoon seeing him laying there. Top marks and respect to the stewards reactions and response though!

cut every last finger off one by one... that will stop him writing such shit again!

I agree.. It will teach these snotty kids to learn some independence and stand on their own two feet

Will Barber charge an admission fee to help out?

BBC News - Somerset postman dies in snow on Exmoor

I'm at portsmouth Uni and received this email "to all-students We are receiving reports of a smell of gas across Portsmouth. This has been caused by a major leak at a chemical plant in Rouen, France, with winds blowing the cloud across the channel. We are in contact with the emergency...

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Bang out of order!

I've never burped the worm before... Always a first time for everything, so I might do so in just 5 days from now!

love it

Just finished a puzzle and NO bits were missing... Barber OUT