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[Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?











Petunia

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May 8, 2013
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Downunder
Lord of the Rings.
3 hours I’ll never get back!
 


Jul 20, 2003
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a long time ago I was a cinema manager, and held press screenings for The Argus, leader, Mid sussex tmes etc. These normally happened early morning before, or late at night after, the cinema was open to the public. I had to sit through some terrible films but the undoubted worst was Thomas The Tank engine film with AlecBaldwin. The problem wasnt that it was a kids film, they can be enjoyable, but that it was just plain awful, full of Americanisms (shell phone -cell phone) which would be meaningless to british kids in 2000, bad acting, plot, everything was terrible. I was in a 1000 seater auditorium, at about midnight with just the film critiic from the Argus watching 85 mins of drivel and it was torture


In the U.S. versions of Thomas The Tank Engine, "The Fat Controller" is called "The Normal Sized Controller". Probably.
 




Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam
Jan 31, 2013
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Walthamstow
Star Wars prequels and final one. Most of the marvels of the last 4 years, especially Eternals and anything featuring the fecking metaverse. Eyes wide shut and many of those mentioned above.
Bad Santa sequel was probably the very worst. Bad Santa is one of my favourite films and they decided to remove all humour, nuance, character development, plot and script, then just use a pound shop camera, half a dozen of the original cast and repeat anal sex gags for an hour and a half.
 








US Seagull

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Jul 17, 2003
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Cleveland, OH
The one's that immediatley spring to mind are either The Royal Tenenbaums or Napolean Dynamite. Endured both from beginning to end and just couldn't get the hype from either.
My girlfriend (now wife) insisted that I watch Napoleon Dynamite and talked it up as being just hilarious. I hated it.
 




Gabbafella

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jcdenton08

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Oct 17, 2008
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Some absolutely outrageous takes done for laughs (I assume).

“Worst film you’ve seen all the way through”… we’ve had The Sound of Music, The Lord of the Rings, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom… :lol: and that was just from skimming a few pages of the thread.

These threads always just turn into “the popular/successful thing I don’t like” being the worst.

My vote goes for A Serbian Film. Some movies are bad. Some movies are incompetently made (Plan 9 From Outer Space), in poor taste (Irreversible), badly acted with terrible writing (The Room), badly miscast (The Conqueror).

No film I’ve ever seen has filled me with the anger and revulsion I felt for A Serbian Film. Horrific in every single respect.
 
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