[Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

[Iggle Piggle]

No. Not having that. It’s cool to say you don’t like it but I don’t know anyone that’s actually watched it that doesn’t find themselves tapping their feet and rejoicing at the end!

At least do it properly

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo
I like to watch it even if you don't like too.

And yes, it's POPPINS.

 

[banjo]

Better Man.

 

[Eeyore]

Xanadu. Great soundtrack, awful film.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

The Phantom Menace - Just awful - basically a cartoon with dialogue written by a 4 year old.

Not as bad as Attack of the Clones though.
7 year old me quite liked The Phantom Menace.
Even 10 year old me thought Attack of the Clones was shite.

 

[Whoislloydy]

The Phantom Menace - Just awful - basically a cartoon with dialogue written by a 4 year old.

I will always have a soft spot for this movie, I was 8 when it came out, and my introduction to the Star Wars movies.

 

[Triggaaar]

Marley & Me

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I've watched a few Godfrey Ho films.

Objectively, one of those must be the answer.

For those unaware, he basically paid the main actors for about 4 films and then cut up the footage to make about 30 or something.

Admittedly, if any element of this was deliberate, I'd consider it some of the greatest art in human history.




"Shit!"

 

[Triggaaar]

That came out when I was about 15 years old working evenings in the Curzon cinema in Eastbourne.

Loads of the kids from my school came along to see it and they mostly thought Ferris was cool.

I think he's a righteous dude.

And I have bred.

And called my son Ferris

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I will always have a soft spot for this movie, I was 8 when it came out, and my introduction to the Star Wars movies.

My older brother was mad into Star Wars, so I'd seen all of the original trilogy many times, but I still liked it at the time as a 7 year old.

The soundtrack, pod-racing and final lightsaber bit are all good.

I'll readily admit that while I somehow found Jar Jar Binks funny at that age, I was definitely wrong. And this is why children's opinions should be ignored.

 

[jakarta]

Avatar, simply dreadful...

 

[Whoislloydy]

Torque (2004)

Pretty sure the director was a 14 year old kid with ADHD jacked up on Mountain Dew. There is a scene where they pop wheelies at each other and use the bikes to duel like they are swords.

 

[jackalbion]

Tree of Life

 

[Stato]

I think he's a righteous dude.

And I have bred.

And called my son Ferris

 

[Steve in Japan]

The Four Seasons remake on Netflix. Dear God, it ticked every Californian box - and circled back and ticked them all again. Steve Carell - hang your head.

 

[Milano]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, after one of the best ‘fun action’ films of all time in ROTLA Spielberg came out with this utter lemon, then somehow turned it around with the 3rd one.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Debbie does Dallas.
I’ve tried hundreds of times to watch it all the way through but I could never get past 10 minutes.

Was the premise a little hard to swallow, or NOT!

 

[vegster]

Better Man.

Good call. Forgot I had to sit through this with Mrs V on a contractual obligation. Mr Williams came over as a right dick with little or no redeeming features.... everything he ever had he seemed to cock up.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,

Objection, Jones is my middle name.

 

[chip]

The Revenant, tedious in the extreme.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Objection, Jones is my middle name.

So you're Jones, from Indiana?