[Albion] Astrid, u ok hun x

schmunk

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StonehamPark said:

A relatively modern social media platform, typically featuring paid-for subscription services.

Largely, the platform features photographic and videographic examples of human anatomy, often including (but not limited to) buttholes and front-bottoms.

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So, just like Chelsea FC, full of ****s and arseholes...?

 

Paulie Gualtieri

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Farehamseagull said:

Katie Price could probably do with a career boost? This seems right up her street.

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Doubt she will be keen, a judge has orders that 40% of her onlyfans income is collected at source and repaid to her bankruptcy creditors for a period of time

 

Wozza

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I think we can appreciate the golf crossover though, right?





(Grace wisely stops short of OF, I believe)

 

BrightonCottager

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Green Cross Code Man said:

Richard Osman? Disappointing as he grew up in Sussex.

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An UFS, then. Apparently, he fell in love with the Cottage when he was living in Chiswick early in his career. I'm assuming he'd already rejected Brentford and QPhaha.

 

edna krabappel

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hans kraay fan club said:

Why would you want to, though? The internet is awash with freely viewable smut, featuring infinite better looking girls

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I'm going to guess it's mostly women who want to sell what is essentially pornographic content but who have delusions that they're somehow more sophisticated than the perennially-surprised-looking ladies who appear on PornHub*.






*So I am informed.

 

Chicken Run

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edna krabappel said:

I'm going to guess it's mostly women who want to sell what is essentially pornographic content but who have delusions that they're somehow more sophisticated than the perennially-surprised-looking ladies who appear on PornHub*.






*So I am informed.

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What is this Pornhub that you speak of*

*Asking for a friend

 

schmunk

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edna krabappel said:

the perennially-surprised-looking ladies who appear on PornHub*

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Well, you'd look surprised if...

(you can finish that yourself*)




* said the pornstar to the other pornstar.

 

Paulie Gualtieri

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Goldbridge is not a fan

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Shropshire Seagull

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• #329

Wozza said:

I think we can appreciate the golf crossover though, right?





(Grace wisely stops short of OF, I believe)

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Good Lord


What course is she playing?

 

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alanfp

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It looks like one of the two courses just outside Milan. It could be the A.C. course but I can't help thinking it's probably the other one, whatever that's called....

 

dazzer6666

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Wozza said:

I think we can appreciate the golf crossover though, right?





(Grace wisely stops short of OF, I believe)

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On a similar theme…. We all know that ‘helpful’ golfer

 

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SAC

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alanfp said:

It looks like one of the two courses just outside Milan. It could be the A.C. course but I can't help thinking it's probably the other one, whatever that's called....

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D.C. ?

 

jcdenton08

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AmexRuislip said:

I did hear the Wealdstone raider is considering changing his loyalty.

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FIT

 

stewart12

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no judgement on what people do for a living but she does come across as a total bell end

 

GrizzlingGammon

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Bry Nylon said:

She has well over a million followers on TikTok sharing her content daily, so that noise you can hear is a stable door, swinging freely in the breeze.

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Beef curtains, flaps, but never heard it called a stable door swinging in the wind before

 

Sheebo

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Paulie Gualtieri said:

Goldbridge is not a fan

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Best thing he’s ever done… Bar was low though…

 

AmexRuislip

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GrizzlingGammon said:

Beef curtains, flaps, but never heard it called a stable door swinging in the wind before

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Bloodhounds ears

 

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Hiheidi

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• Mar 22, 2024

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To add to the oddness, it looks like Chelsea Astrid and her Liverpool and Arsenal clones went on holiday together.

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

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Motogull

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It is a private group sadly. I bet the replies are more interesting than on X..