Recent content by Yes Chef

No, I remember it! 20+ passes pulling an excellent City team around the pitch, which then gives Enciso the time and space for his rocket - outrageous football ⚽️

Ahem....6 games

I'm not sure I've seen it on here amongst the permutations and calculations, but are people aware, and correct me if I'm wrong, that if everything falls into place then we only qualify for a play off? All the stars could align, we sully ourselves supporting Chelsea for a night, but with half...

Sounds like a Bastard

It's a bit sad to sign up for your rivals forum on the biggest day in your club's 15 year history

And shithead Norman Baker

In all honesty I didn't realise that his contract was almost up. I'm not sure he would bother the first team with us, but it would have been nice to get a fee for him, via further successful loans

Offiah was nominated for player of the season, and although he didn't win, Blackpool fans love him. I would keep, and loan to a championship/European club. Back on topic, Ornstein is one of the most legitimate sources, so sounds promising.

He's an excellent player that a few people got annoyed with over his arm flapping, despite loads of players for different teams doing it, and often doing it when the atmosphere is good anyway. It never bothered me. I think he'll be off this summer, and that's fine, providing Baleba and...

I don't have a pet, but with reverse engineering, the AI one would be an overweight and farty clapped out labrador who's best days are behind him. Eager to please, unable to do so

I saw Adam Webster walking his little ratty dog Thursday morning

I had a weird dalliance with Ipswich in the early 80s as a small boy. Weird as I grew up in Sussex and Dad was a fully fledged Albion fan. I think I liked the kit, plus they were pretty good back then

They need to give their specials board a decent clean. Coca-Cola works a treat, and then rewriting their menu with chalk dipped in soda water will give it a sleek, bright appearance

'If it's me and your Granny on bongos, it's The Fall' - Mark E Smith

Forgive the pedantry but I think it was Argentine author Jorge Luis Borges who said your quote. There was however a journalist who wrote 'it's like two bald men fighting over a comb, Britain still wants the comb, if only to hand it over nicely '