Recent content by stoke

£1 in a sweepstake brought me £40. Woo hoo!

There once was a sheik from Algiers, Who said to his harem, "My dears, You may think it odd o'me, But I've given up sodomy, And taken up f*cking." Loud cheers! Then up spoke his friend the mahout, "F*cking's all very well, I've no doubt, But I just had a bunk, Up an elephant's trunk." Cries of...

.....from the South. Just remember that. The last few seasons have been a roller coaster and where we are is no one individuals fault. I would like to say to Dick Knight, Mark McGhee and ALL the team. "Thanks for everything." Considering the stadium and monetary situation they have all...

The 'hand from the grave' scene in Carrie certainly made me jump in the cinema. So much so I grabbed the top of my girlfriends leg in terror!:angel:

What I can't understand is that they appear totally unaware of the rest of society laughing at them! Chav fasion is a satement that says "I'm a stupid twat with no taste and not a single original thought in my head."

Gillingham, Cardiff, and Rotherham go down. That'll do for me!

The expression 'get it yourself' springs to mind.:lolol:

This has been coming for months, there are many posters on here who are full of their own self importance. Self proclaimed 'voices of the fans' are fair game for his kind of thing and someone with a sense of humor was going to take advantage of the situation. However, there are many other...

When we played there and got promotion there was a fat ginger tosser with a moustache who started to give it large to my son of 17 after he asked him to kneel down so he could see what was going on. Some stewards are fine but others seem to be trying to compensate for their lack of standing...

Anyone remember Stackridge?

Dr Feelgood Kursaal Flyers Joe Cool and the Strummers

Now you know how it works, those for whom it didn't work need to brush up on their simple arithmetic!!:lolol: :dunce: :lolol:

Right every time! That is weird!!!!

Apparently not.

Hitch hikers seem few and far between nowadays but I used to hitch regulary so I would be inclined to pick them up.