Recent content by Sir Royston thorne

If he gets a Knighthood this year then unless he goes for Pope or President of the United Nations there isn't much else to aim for is there ? Oh, unless he brings football to Mars... will we ever be rid of the unshaven clotheshorse publicity machine ?

And the upgraded Beckham version... " You know,you know.."

Nice spoof.

Because the OP has great interest in funeral ethics and procedure.

Ah, I got a cramp just thinking of 2 pints of Harveys......

It is a bit unfair on Royal Mail if they deliver in good faith and then get to pay compo after someone has scammed ?

Will it be an Ian Hart Production ?

Please buy a Private Eye and find the " Going Live " feature.

This, with bells on ! Yes, It would give our beleaguered fish stocks a chance to hide as trawlers won't be allowed near. So it's green electricity and more fish and crabs. I'm in.

If there was some publicity to be had, I'm sure you would turn green, which is your current incarnation, Lib/Lib-Dem/UKIP or Tory ?

I bet you didn't say that when you were in your Liberal era ? And, at the time of its inception, I was married in a two bedroom mid terrace house with kids working my nuts off to stay financially afloat and my Rates (£220 pa ) magically changed into the Poll Tax (£640 pa). I did not riot, maybe...

Correct, at this time I believe that there has not even been a date set for industrial action. Also, in all probability it would be a token one day strike anyway. Peoples selfish greed always amazes me, I remember one winter there was talk of a " Big Freeze " coming and that evening I went to...

England v Germany when Gazza slid in to the 6 yard box to meet a crossed ball and was too slow by 6 inches, I would go back and let him only have the one Mars Bar that day.

I know a bloke who always speeds, cuts corners and has little lane discipline at roundabouts, he finally got done and took the speed awareness course, that worked for about a week then he went back to normal.

Fox hunting ? there seems to be an upperclass elite and a knuckle dragging subservient breed that do all the thuggery for them