Recent content by Nobb Holder

Worked at Lloyds for a summer once and came across a 'Fanny Batter'. Oo er!

Well done Berkshire! I'm underwhelmed. How much bloody space is wasted by people trumpetting how many posts they've done. Who gives a flying f***? You're clogging up the board. How about posting a post that engenders thoughtful posts from other posters who post, please.

Yeah, the Wardy (Peter) link didn't immediately spring to mind. After reading Gullhanger it worried me somewhat that he cried three times en route to the Second Division title - in his first season as a 'fan'! If it raises the profile then great. Aren't there already a few decent writers...

A link from the official site goes to Seagull News (which I've never read so forgive me if I'm speaking out of trun) and states: 'Mike Ward, synonymous with the Albion'. I've nothing against the bloke, and think he is a pretty good writer, but he only began supporting the club after we won the...

And thank you Vicar. I'll have a butchers next time I'm in Brighton

Cheers Brixtaan! I'd could definitely get something very cheap in my lap at King's Cross!

Anyone got any ideas? There's so much choice out there and I'm not really that clued up. I basically need Word, Excel, intermet, email and be able to link up with my mobile for addresses etc. Any help would be much appreciated

Cheers Tinx and Fluffster, glad it you chuckle. Why can't the Avon lady walk properly? Because her lipstick :glare: :( :nono:

Sorry Safeway. Why reply if you've seen it before? Not everyone has. I think it's hilarious. We haven't all got access to Bob Monkhouse's joke book.

Did you see the papers this morning? A woman with no legs won a strawberry picking competition. Can you believe it? Jammy ****

Apologies if this has been mentioned before. I just logged in to find an offer for Man U away shirts on the banner underneath the NSC logo. I know the site is earning from the ads but do we really need to be advertising kit, which makes Man U money, on an Albion forum?? Sorry, I understand...

Chatting to Smithy and Nogan outside the Paradox in 95/96 me thinks. Smithy missed a sitter in front of the North Stand and I asked him how he'd fecked it when it seemed easier to score. He replied... 'to be honest mate, I fuckin' shat meself!' Had me in stitches for months! Always liked him...

I think he's great too. Brilliant start to his Albion career. But he's only played three games!!! Calm down!

Have you heard that Chas and Dave are coming out of retirement to record a new track with Eminem? Its called "knees up motherfucker"

Remember Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phil Bailey? I never liked Genesis and the bald bloke. Heard Easy Lover for the first time in decades a couple of weeks ago and can't get it out of my head! I love it!! You have to sing it with a clenched fist drawn into your stomach, David Hasselhoff...