Incredible feet!!

[Nobb Holder]

Did you see the papers this morning?

A woman with no legs won a strawberry picking competition.

Can you believe it?

Jammy ****

 

[Fluffster]

 

[Safeway]

FOR f***'S SAKE. How many more times are we going to hear that 'joke' this week? Grrr.

 

[Robbo]

fuckers, the lot of ya!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

old

 

[Nobb Holder]

Sorry Safeway. Why reply if you've seen it before? Not everyone has.

I think it's hilarious.

We haven't all got access to Bob Monkhouse's joke book.

 

[Safeway]

We haven't all got access to Bob Monkhouse's joke book.

It's the only joy I have.

 

[tinx]

Well I'd not heard it before.

 

[REDLAND]

FOR f***'S SAKE. How many more times are we going to hear that 'joke' this week? Grrr.

muppets the lot of ya

 

[Nobb Holder]

Cheers Tinx and Fluffster, glad it you chuckle.

Why can't the Avon lady walk properly?

Because her lipstick

 

[Dunkstar]

Blimey we're cracking out the one-liners are we!

Why don't boxers have sex before a fight?







They don't fancy each other!

 

[Benny Seagull]

i'm affraid the jammy **** one has won it so far. hadn't heard it before. fantastic!!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I PM'd that to Sfaeway earlier in the week and he got all moody.

Thinks he's the king just cos he's heard it before.

Gaylord.

 

[Faldo]

Im now wearing about half a can of Stella after expelling it through my nose!!!

Hadn't heard that.

The "incredible feet" play on words had already set me on my way...

 

[Easy 10]

Why are women like clouds ?

Cos eventually they f*** off, and then its a beautiful day.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

That was my entry on the 'worst joke ever' thread.

EDIT: The strawberry picking one that is.