Recent content by Monsieur Leclerc

Sam Williams. He scored on his debut, don't you know?

In what role?

Have you never been over the limit whilst driving? If you haven't, do you know that for a fact? I am sure I have been. Go to a 21st party and drive home the next day and so on. Pretty sure a small proportion get caught, an even smaller proportion create such devastating repercussions.

If he is a builder, it would be rather worrying if he struggles to read or write. Both integral parts of the running a building firm, I would have thought.

Sad either way. Sad enough to dress up your rantings as being baiting fans of a team 'you don't care about' or sad enough to waste your time baiting fans of a team 'you don't care about'. It is a shame Brighton doesn't have a selection process when it comes to residents. You would have been on...

You don't find it amusing? Sorry, I am a bit confused. I appreciate offensive humour and I have been known to overstep the mark myself, but this particular song has no rhyme or reason. It might be vaguely amusing if it were relevant, but it is an exceedingly poor effort to be funny or...

Put £1 on every horse to win. There are 22 horses on 40/1 or over, so you might just get your money back.

I like to think I have a broad sense of humour, but I am struggling to find anything even remotely amusing in that, there is not even a hint of something forcing me to smile. Perhaps Dougal finds the apparent offensiveness amusing? sGranted, I'll be told to stop sanitising football, but why...

I was thinking Helga, but whatever takes your fancy!

I am still a little lost as to what 'justice' is being sought. I have looked at the website and still none the wiser. How much of the funds raised is being paid to legal representatives for a (perhaps) futile exercise?

Mushtaq Ahmed - scored from the corner flag - and he doesn't play for us.

I'm not sure Brighton is ready for a fascist. I might well have to rustle up the British Airmen, Office Crabtree and Rene et al, to combat the appointment.

A rich man's Eagles vs Henderson. Whilst a speculative punt is a respectable goal, more often than not they drift long/wide/short and we don't see them as they are not 45 yard goaltastic, as it were. Lucky, I feel.

The original phrase Kettle of Fish was generally used to describe a muddle or awkward situation - not a kettle in the cup of tea sense. A fine kettle of fish. A different kettle of fish has a seperate meaning. It is simply 'a different state of affairs' - a cousin to the original meaning as it...

Tout alors! He is heading for 65 or so. Maybe 10 years ago, but I wouldn't want him anywhere near the club. I'm not being ageist, but we would need a bit of stability and I don't think Warnock would deliver that. Plus, he is the obnoxious, old school type. I can't see him getting on with the...