Recent content by Lady Whistledown

Nice to have a good news (in the end) story. I'd like to think this would get back to the Albion in the hope they might do something to put a (bigger) smile on his face.

They come fra' near Lochgelly They have nae got a telly They're dirty & they're smelly The Cowden family Da da da da (click click) Da da da da (click click) etc is, in an extremely childish way, one of my favourite football songs I've heard over the years.

Sir Jim RatShit

Pretty sure their walking football session was last Sunday. Although they were still OUTSTANDING (mate).

I mean, I've no idea what the plans are but he'd be a pretty bad negotiator if he announced that we were intending to splash the cash this summer, wouldn't he?

Sadly as they scraped Champions League football on the last day, I imagine they’re fishing in bigger ponds now. Hopefully failing again in the same way they did with other big signings like Lukaku, Werner and Havertz.

Would not be a surprise if they had. 8th place is the sort of finish they’re dreaming of right now.

I’d be surprised if Rushworth didn’t already have a new club lined up. He’s older than Bart so would have hoped to have had his chance by now.

You have to feel a bit sorry for Raphinha. Works his way out of a life of terrible poverty in Brazil thanks to his dazzling football skills and, just like a fairytale, finally gets to sign for the biggest club in the world. Only to be shunted out to Barcelona a year or so later. Talk about...

Take your pick of the middle to bottom sections of La Liga.

Or that I spent years investigating incidents involving cars, including ones involving crowds.

...drunk, drugged, having some sort of medical episode, mechanical failure, domestic argument, some other sort of criminality etc...

Where would they get their self-validation from then though?

Always puzzles me that those who peddle conspiracy theories and accuse others of following the mainstream herd are so often the ones who seem least able to consider a range of possibilities in any given situation.

Indeed.