[Albion] Pubs with Strippers

[Durlston]

There used to be one in a bar just outside Kings X station every Saturday. All the Newcastle United fans used to be in it every time they played in London. Thankfully all gone. These were the first sort of bars to be the casualty of free internet porn. Good Riddance I say. Pawing and clawing at young girls in a public place. I'm sure the men doing it wouldn't like to see it done to their wives mother's or sisters

Or most importantly, their daughters. These reality TV programmes really don't help, where porn is not as taboo as it was 20 or so years ago.

 

[el punal]

Planning a retro 1980's 'Love Bus' trip up to Wembley, full English in Worthing around 10, some of the younger members of the excursion have asked about a pre match visit to a pub in the London area with Strippers (naturally I will stay in the bus watching the Game of Thrones box set).

Do such establishments still exist in the capital?

Why don’t you phone up Selhurst Park and hire the Crystals? I’m sure they’ll do their own version of “Feeling Lads All Over” as a special request.

 

[Blue3]

It was then as this is now like many things from the past best consigned to the bin

 

[amexer]

I am now seeing a trip to Wembley in a different light.

 

[The Birdman]

During the Albion protest days we took in the FA HQ in the morning then onto old street and then onto Wembley for an England game to carry on protesting but some fans got upset with our protest.
However the lunch drink was very interesting.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Nags Head on Whitechapel Road is definitely still going strong.

That would be my recommendation.

 

[crookie]

Don't forget to bring plenty of pound coins if you're going to The Griffin, although it's been a few years since my last visit, so perhaps they carry card machines around with them these days !!

 

[METALMICKY]

Anyone remember Wycombe away? Only 15 mins by train from London Marylebone.

There was a pub on the way to Wycombe's ground - The White Horse (?).

Some very attractive girls and nicely kept beavers.

Kingstonian away in the FA cup in 1994 the pre match pub had strippers. We had clocked the little stage in the corner but just assumed it was for musical act. Next thing girl appears passing around a pint glass encouraging us to put £1 in. More memorable than the girls was someone approaching kick time remarked " I suppose we ought to pop down the road now and cheer on those other 11 cxxts ". That proved to be appropriate as we promptly lost 2-1.

 

[nwgull]

Don't forget to bring plenty of pound coins if you're going to The Griffin, although it's been a few years since my last visit, so perhaps they carry card machines around with them these days !!

You can just swipe the card.

 

[Hudson Hawk]

Kingstonian away in the FA cup in 1994 the pre match pub had strippers. We had clocked the little stage in the corner but just assumed it was for musical act. Next thing girl appears passing around a pint glass encouraging us to put £1 in. More memorable than the girls was someone approaching kick time remarked " I suppose we ought to pop down the road now and cheer on those other 11 cxxts ". That proved to be appropriate as we promptly lost 2-1.

That was the Robert Peel!

We were playing pool in the other bar and heard the cheers so popped in and broke my stripper pub cherry! Kebab shop afterwards had a mean chili sauce which done me no favours on the way home!

 

[crookie]

You can just swipe the card.

I'd prefer contactless from memory

 

[jasetheace]

My office used to be just behind Brown's in Shoreditch but it looks like it's gone upmarket a bit since then.

http://www.browns-shoreditch.co.uk/

That's the one I was thinking of. Certainly wasn't upmarket when I was living in Mile End, late 80's!

 

[Tooting Gull]

I once had a memorable evening down the Kings Head in Portslade when they hired a couple of BOBFOC strippers.

One of them had a particular talent, whereby she laid on the bar, and teased a fairly substantial string of bunting straight out of her minky. The locals were encouraged to continue pulling the flags out, and as it was pulled out, we hung it up all around the bar.

Different times.

If there was an award for the best throwaway use of the phrase 'different times'...

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I once had a memorable evening down the Kings Head in Portslade when they hired a couple of BOBFOC strippers.

One of them had a particular talent, whereby she laid on the bar, and teased a fairly substantial string of bunting straight out of her minky. The locals were encouraged to continue pulling the flags out, and as it was pulled out, we hung it up all around the bar.

Different times.

Sticky Vicky in Benidorm does that along with many other articles, including a string of sausages, a large bunch of roses ( they didn't smell of roses though) and every colour of snooker balls.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Don't forget to bring plenty of pound coins if you're going to The Griffin, although it's been a few years since my last visit, so perhaps they carry card machines around with them these days !!

The card reader is inserted, she just opens her legs and you swipe it (down) I quick wipe and put it back in your wallet.
Receipts come out of her arse hole.

 

[Barham's tash]

BOBFOC.

Genuine train LOL. Close to ROFL/MABSOC territory.

Really tickled me as haven’t heard that since school days.


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[Herr Tubthumper]

Don't forget to bring plenty of pound coins if you're going to The Griffin, although it's been a few years since my last visit, so perhaps they carry card machines around with them these days !!

Obvs contactless. No touching!

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Nags Head on Whitechapel Road is definitely still going strong.

Yep

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[Baker lite]

Sticky Vicky in Benidorm does that along with many other articles, including a string of sausages, a large bunch of roses ( they didn't smell of roses though) and every colour of snooker balls.

She once opened My mates bottle of San Miguel with her ********.I think her daughter has now taken over the mantle, Vicky must have been in her 60s when we saw her in 1989.


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[Wrong-Direction]

She once opened My mates bottle of San Miguel with her ********.I think her daughter has now taken over the mantle, Vicky must have been in her 60s when we saw her in 1989.


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Most bizarre "show" I've seen

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