New Neighbours

[Lankyseagull]

I would imagine that it's not flame retardant, so you could encourage your Dad to have a 'bonfire' the next time it appears....

 

[Jack Straw]

Dress up in full Albion kit, climb over the fence taking a young kid with you, also in full Albion kit, and a cigarette lighter. Film yourself for five minutes trying to set fire to the sheet, deliberately making sure the sheet doesn't catch alight. Then post the film on Facebook!

 

[Justice]

Must had a right result moving out of a caravan

 

[driller]

We moved in April.
Got this card.
.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Time to move

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[pearl]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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they change the sheets every two months?

 

[Mellotron]

Wow we have specialists in football bed linen on NSC, **** me.

Nah come on though they do look pikey.

 

[The Gem]

You should burn their house down,
burn their house down,
them pikey ba5tards,
you should burn their house down.

 

[Juan Albion]

I do feel your parents Gary

Dirty old Ruislip

 

[AmexRuislip]

Dirty old Ruislip

Google out

 

[Gazwag]

they change the sheets every two months?

That does seem the least of their issues.

I was round at mum and dads two weeks ago and they were showing me from their bedroom window how the new neighbours had chopped down a load of fir trees around the borders of the garden. This was quite good as it gave them more light in the back garden. But while we were looking this bloke of around 60 came out of the neighbours back door with a hot drink in a mug and a fag. He drunk some of the hot drink, had a coughing fit and threw up in a plant pot. Marvellous scenes.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

That does seem the least of their issues.

I was round at mum and dads two weeks ago and they were showing me from their bedroom window how the new neighbours had chopped down a load of fir trees around the borders of the garden. This was quite good as it gave them more light in the back garden. But while we were looking this bloke of around 60 came out of the neighbours back door with a hot drink in a mug and a fag. He drunk some of the hot drink, had a couching fit and threw up in a plant pot. Marvellous scenes.

They stuck an old couch in the garden fffsake

 

[pearl]

That does seem the least of their issues.

I was round at mum and dads two weeks ago and they were showing me from their bedroom window how the new neighbours had chopped down a load of fir trees around the borders of the garden. This was quite good as it gave them more light in the back garden. But while we were looking this bloke of around 60 came out of the neighbours back door with a hot drink in a mug and a fag. He drunk some of the hot drink, had a coughing fit and threw up in a plant pot. Marvellous scenes.

good entertainment value then

They stuck an old couch in the garden fffsake

that'll be Bognor

 

[Baker lite]

This is the only answer.

 

[Brok]

Have your parents tried talking to the new neighbours? They may be friendly...

 

[BN9 BHA]

DFC, the worst kind of neighbours, down from Croydon.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Time to move

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Difficult. They've probably just lost £50k off the value of the house overnight.

Also: what grown adult sleeps in football-themed bed linen?

 

[melias shoes]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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You know what has to be done. Post 34 is the correct answer.

 

[Eeyore]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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They are the bed sheets they have been wetting. You'll see a lot more of those.