New Neighbours

[Gazwag]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

 

[Beach Hut]

Our neighbours have just left and new ones arriving in an hour

 

[Gazwag]

Oh and to point out we are pretty sure no children live in the house

 

[Guinness Boy]

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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[brightn'ove]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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Those bedsheets look mid-90s, **** me.

Send your folks my sincere condolences.

 

[Goldstone1976]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Slurry-tanker-2300-gallon-muck-spreader-tractor-/222633332939

?

 

[Insel affe]

Those bedsheets look mid-90s, **** me.

Send your folks my sincere condolences.

Wow we have specialists in football bed linen on NSC, **** me.

 

[WhingForPresident]

This does depend on them having an unsecured Wi-Fi printer, which is a fairly big if, but if they do, hook up to it and get this printed out every time they concede:

 

[Westdene Seagull]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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Can your Dad piss over the fence ?

 

[brightn'ove]

Wow we have specialists in football bed linen on NSC, **** me.

er, what?

 

[DavidRyder]

This does depend on them having an unsecured Wi-Fi printer, which is a fairly big if, but if they do, hook up to it and get this printed out every time they concede:

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This made me almost choke on my sarnie

 

[Jim D]

Can your Dad piss over the fence ?

Can the OP go round if he can't?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

This does depend on them having an unsecured Wi-Fi printer, which is a fairly big if, but if they do, hook up to it and get this printed out every time they concede:

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This made me almost choke on my sarnie

But just imagine if they DO have an unsecured wireless printer!

Imagine their surprise.

 

[Jim D]

But just imagine if they DO have an unsecured wireless printer!

Imagine their surprise.

Imagine the surprise if they get the wrong printer.....

 

[Insel affe]

er, what?

If I need to explain, you obviously are not on the same wavelength as an idiot like me....

It was sarcasm....

And not in aimed at you in a bad way.

 

[AmexRuislip]

My elderly mum and dad have recently had new neighbours.

My mum and dad have a small semi detached house with an equally small garden. The other side of the garden fence is a large detached house with a big garden. The new neighbours who moved in about two months ago are quite noisy, fat mother is on the phone in the garden at all hours to her daughter arguing, they have two big dogs who bark quite a lot (when they are not humping each other). To be honest they wouldn't be out of place in a caravan on a travellers site. Not ideal neighbours at all.

But it now gets worse, much worse, my dad has just sent this photo to me. I have suggested they turn the TV up really loud when pointless come on later today.

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I do feel your parents Gary, it's not great when you have a certain type like that for new neighbours.
My parents had similar issues with people just being plain assholes.
I spoke to the local Inspector on the phone, explained the issues, and as I lived a fair distant away I was very concerned.
The chap was very helpful indeed, since then, fingers x, nothing more has happened.

 

[brightn'ove]

If I need to explain, you obviously are not on the same wavelength as an idiot like me....

It was sarcasm....

And not in aimed at you in a bad way.

My fault, hard to detect sometimes!

 

[The red pepper kid]

perhaps its what the dogs sleep on

 

[B-right-on]

perhaps its what the dogs GO TO THE TOILET on

Corrected for you

 

[Whoislloydy]

The capitalisation of Neighbours lead me to believe this thread was about the TV show