When one of the members of Black Lace said "Agggh-gahh-dooh" as he stubbed his toe, and just as the other one was about to say "we can make a song out of that" I clang him in the kisser with a frying pan.
Seriously though, I'd love to have been at the Haçienda the first time the Stone Roses played in 1989. I'm not a big Indie nut, but that would have been special. At the time though I was too busy trying to pull a munter in the 'Roxy' at the end of Eastbourne pier (whilst listening to bloody 'Love Shack' by the B52's) to notice any musical revolutions.
To be fair, it's a great track thoughI have lots of these.
First up....the moment when whichever member of Rush said "what this prog rock track [spirit of radio] really really needs is a huge reggae breakdown."
What inspired this? And more importantly what we're the band member responses? Incredulity at the genius of locating the missing piece of this particular jigsaw? Or WTF? Did he have to convince the others? Or was it obvious this is what the song needed?
Watching a Band Aid minion have to break the news to Bono that his line was going to be "Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you."
There's a great bit in the Creation Records biography near the end, as the label is in freefall and Alan McGee hears Kevin Rowland's new album 'My Beauty' and convinces himself it will save the label.
Then he gets shown the cover artwork.
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting.
Despite being half Irish I cannot stand Bono so I would very much have liked to have been there when he read this:
She is the 16-year-old schoolgirl who was shot at by the Taliban in her hometown of Mingora in the Swat Valley in northern Pakistan for campaigning for girls to be given equal education rights as boys.
Malala Yousafzai fled to Birmingham after she was hit by a bullet on a bus while she made her way home from lessons. Surgeons at the city’s Queen Elizabeth Hospital performed life saving surgery and nursed her back to health.
Since regaining her strength the youngster has continued her crusade for education rights for women and won a raft of accolades, including Time magazine naming her as one of The 100 Most Influential People in the World, and being nominated for the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize.
Bono extended a hand of friendship to the inspiring teenager who has captured the world’s imagination.
He sent her an iPod loaded with a load of his songs.
Unfortunately, the gift hit a bum note with Malala – a Justin Bieber fan. Malala’s biographer Christina Lamb revealed to a rapt audience at the opening of the Emirates Airlines Festival of Literature in Dubai: “As a normal teenager, she’s into Justin Bieber, as well as doing impressions of Mr Bean and wishing she was taller. She had no idea who U2 were.”
The moment Syd Barrett rocked up to Pink Floyds recording session. Myth has it it was during "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" but that seems just a little too perfect to be true.
There's a great bit in the Creation Records biography near the end, as the label is in freefall and Alan McGee hears Kevin Rowland's new album 'My Beauty' and convinces himself it will save the label.
Then he gets shown the cover artwork.
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting.
It was. Syd had left the band long before.....but the rumour is he randomly turned up to the studio on the day the remaining members of the band were recording the song (if not, then certainly a track from that album).
They didn't recognise who the stranger was, as by this point he was fat and bald.