Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Anyone else catch this last night on Channel 5 ? “The most deprived town in England”, and to be fair, it does actually make Croydon look like Marbella. Seemingly populated almost exclusively with alcoholics, drug addicts and ex-cons, most of whom have a varyingly random number of teeth, and an impressive array of piercings and facial tattoo’s. They’ve actually forged a commendable community spirit amongst themselves, and it was particularly heartening to see one of them taking a Christmas dinner round to one of his neighbours, a poor old alchy fella who was all alone and zonked out on his sofa.
It was impossible not to feel for new resident Lynn, an alcoholic mentalist who was recently out of prison after doing time for assaulting someone with a hammer. She went to all the trouble of cooking a Christmas dinner for some of her new neighbours – who then didn’t bother turning up. Perhaps not surprising, but it was genuinely sad seeing her dishing up a dinner just for herself, alone at 9pm (apart from Lilly the dog and, I suppose, the camera crew), having finally given up on anyone coming round. “Christmas is just a pile of shit. Nobodies happy at Christmas”.
Highlight though had to be the haphazard firework display put on behind one of the shacks, when a drunken elderly woman is nearly hit by an errant rocket going off. “C***, you just got me, you mothers MINGE”
Well worth a look on C5 catchup. I recommend it.
It was impossible not to feel for new resident Lynn, an alcoholic mentalist who was recently out of prison after doing time for assaulting someone with a hammer. She went to all the trouble of cooking a Christmas dinner for some of her new neighbours – who then didn’t bother turning up. Perhaps not surprising, but it was genuinely sad seeing her dishing up a dinner just for herself, alone at 9pm (apart from Lilly the dog and, I suppose, the camera crew), having finally given up on anyone coming round. “Christmas is just a pile of shit. Nobodies happy at Christmas”.
Highlight though had to be the haphazard firework display put on behind one of the shacks, when a drunken elderly woman is nearly hit by an errant rocket going off. “C***, you just got me, you mothers MINGE”

Well worth a look on C5 catchup. I recommend it.