UKCC14 - Quarter Final TWO: Fawlty Towers vs Only Fools & Horses

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UKCC14 - Quarter Final TWO


  • Total voters
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  • Poll closed .






Brian Fantana

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2006
7,276
In the field
Having just re-watched FT after not watching it for a few years, I can honestly say I didn't laugh that many times. Every episode seems to be made up of Basil shouting a lot, saying 'yes, dear' at every available opportunity and getting involved in 'hilarious' misunderstandings.

Over. Rated.
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,928
Brighton
This one is going to go right to the WIRE.
 


jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,640
Sullington
My favourite bit of the Germans Episode doesn't even mention them.....

The Major: Strange creatures, women. I knew one once... striking-looking girl... tall, you know... father was a banker.
Basil: Really?
The Major: Don't remember the name of the bank.
Basil: Nevermind.
The Major: I must have been rather keen on her because I took her to see... India!
Basil: India?
The Major: At the Oval... fine match, marvellous finish... now, Surrey had to get thirty-three in about half an hour... she went off to powder her... powder her hands or something... women... er... never came back.
Basil: What a shame.
The Major: And the strange thing was... throughout the morning she kept referring to the Indians as niggers. "No no no," I said, "the niggers are the West Indians. These people are wogs." "No, no," she said. "All cricketers are niggers."
Basil: They do get awfully confused, don't they? They're not thinkers. I see it with Sybil everyday.
The Major: I do wish I could remember her name. She's still got my wallet....

:bowdown:
 




Keeping The Dream Alive.

Naming Rights
May 28, 2008
3,059
WSU
My favourite bit of the Germans Episode doesn't even mention them.....

The Major: Strange creatures, women. I knew one once... striking-looking girl... tall, you know... father was a banker.
Basil: Really?
The Major: Don't remember the name of the bank.
Basil: Nevermind.
The Major: I must have been rather keen on her because I took her to see... India!
Basil: India?
The Major: At the Oval... fine match, marvellous finish... now, Surrey had to get thirty-three in about half an hour... she went off to powder her... powder her hands or something... women... er... never came back.
Basil: What a shame.
The Major: And the strange thing was... throughout the morning she kept referring to the Indians as niggers. "No no no," I said, "the niggers are the West Indians. These people are wogs." "No, no," she said. "All cricketers are niggers."
Basil: They do get awfully confused, don't they? They're not thinkers. I see it with Sybil everyday.
The Major: I do wish I could remember her name. She's still got my wallet....

:bowdown:

That dialogue is fantastic :lolol:

I cannot decide who to vote for. Going to save my vote for a while I think.
 


JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
10,865
Hassocks
I have voted for Watery Fowls.
 








darters74

New member
Jun 9, 2011
2,792
All over the place
Having just re-watched FT after not watching it for a few years, I can honestly say I didn't laugh that many times. Every episode seems to be made up of Basil shouting a lot, saying 'yes, dear' at every available opportunity and getting involved in 'hilarious' misunderstandings.

Over. Rated.

Absolutely this. No laugh out loud moments at all. OFAH wins this by a mile (and the whole tournament)!
 


darters74

New member
Jun 9, 2011
2,792
All over the place
My favourite bit of the Germans Episode doesn't even mention them.....

The Major: Strange creatures, women. I knew one once... striking-looking girl... tall, you know... father was a banker.
Basil: Really?
The Major: Don't remember the name of the bank.
Basil: Nevermind.
The Major: I must have been rather keen on her because I took her to see... India!
Basil: India?
The Major: At the Oval... fine match, marvellous finish... now, Surrey had to get thirty-three in about half an hour... she went off to powder her... powder her hands or something... women... er... never came back.
Basil: What a shame.
The Major: And the strange thing was... throughout the morning she kept referring to the Indians as niggers. "No no no," I said, "the niggers are the West Indians. These people are wogs." "No, no," she said. "All cricketers are niggers."
Basil: They do get awfully confused, don't they? They're not thinkers. I see it with Sybil everyday.
The Major: I do wish I could remember her name. She's still got my wallet....

:bowdown:

Tell me when to laugh!
 








Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,869
Guiseley
It's a semitone higher!

Fawlty Towers all the way. I personally it's timesless, whereas only fools seems incredibly dated :shrug:
 










Tom Bombadil

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2003
6,041
Jibrovia
IMO the battle of the two most overrated comedies of the competition. reasonably amusing but don't deserve the veneration they receive. I shan't vote in this one.
 




Withdean11

Well-known member
Feb 18, 2007
2,791
Brighton/Hyde
OF&H is timeless. The poker scene is one of the best bits of comedy i've ever seen. Anyone able to load the clip on here? (I have no idea how)
 




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