Nigella Lawson

[El Presidente]

I'd like to spaff on her jubblies.

Message ends.

I would probably go for a Prince Charming as a finishing move with her myself.

 

[readingstockport]

I've just been speaking to someone who is on the S&M and fetish scene in and around london and he tells me that Nigella is not entirely unknown on that scene either.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

I'm a bit surprised by this, she obviously does not share her old man's Tory values.

Oh believe me, no one knows what goes on behind a closed door.

 

[El Presidente]

Oh believe me, no one knows what goes on behind a closed door.

Not even the person behind the closed door?

 

[albion534]

I've just been speaking to someone who is on the S&M and fetish scene in and around london and he tells me that Nigella is not entirely unknown on that scene either.

well i wont believe you till you produce some pictures as concrete evidence

 

[El Presidente]

I've just been speaking to someone who is on the S&M and fetish scene in and around london and he tells me that Nigella is not entirely unknown on that scene either.

I don't care if it's true or not, there's some things you just WANT to believe.

 

[WATFORD zero]

On the subject, I quite fancy getting the book that goes with the Tom Kerridge series on pub food, he did some interesting stuff.

WTF has this thread got to do with cooking ?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

WTF has this thread got to do with cooking ?

No interest in Ms Lawson, I Have gone completely off-piste.

 

[supaseagull]

Whether this story is made up or not - it is from a less than savoury advertising exec who wants to discredit his ex to hide behind the real reasons why this case ever came to light.

 

[Billy the Fish]

This made me chuckle

http://newstoad.net/2013/11/27/nigellas-not-very-hungry-cook-book-set-to-be-christmas-best-seller/

Nigella Lawson is set to top the charts of best selling books this Christmas with her latest literary offering ‘The not very hungry cook book”

“I wrote a lot of it in the London borough of Chingford. So I was originally going to call it Ching food. But the ‘not very hungry cook book’ had a more wholesome family feel to it” she explained.

Each recipe starts with buying lots of ingredients for substantial meals like coq au vin or shepherds pie, and then for whatever reason deciding that you’re not actually that hungry and gradually scaling down the meal. Often it ends up with just having a king prawn on a belini or a canape with a glass of wine. Or sometimes just a glass of wine.”

Nigella has also been in the news recently for allegedly taking a cocktail of prescription and illegal drugs, most famously a drug called Percy which offers one second of euphoria and two seconds of disappointment, and is highly addictive.

Estranged husband Charles Saatchi who recently hit the news for playfully strangling his wife, went on record to condemn the alleged actions. “Let me be quite clear that drug use is abhorrent to me. I’ve certainly never done it myself. Neither has anyone in the advertising industry. And certainly no-one in the City of London. “

Nigella’s new television series “Do you know what, I’m not too fussed about eating shall we just have a drink and maybe a bit of a dance” is set to debut with a Christmas special later in the month.

 

[readingstockport]

well i wont believe you till you produce some pictures as concrete evidence

Sadly, as the scene is notoriously reticient about revealing anything about participants, I can't even confirm what she enjoys. I can't be certain it's true but I do know my colleague and his wife are quite heavily involved, especially his wife.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Threads like these are what the internet was invented for. Marvellous scones indeed.

 

[El Presidente]

Sadly, as the scene is notoriously reticient about revealing anything about participants, I can't even confirm what she enjoys. I can't be certain it's true but I do know my colleague and his wife are quite heavily involved, especially his wife.

Pics?

 

[Questions]

Pics?

I've seen her cream pie.

 

[glasfryn]

WTF has this thread got to do with cooking ?

NOTHING ITS ALL ABOUT SOME BIRD WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO GET ROLLED BY
that Saachi must be a madman .........................anyway he is a tory and does not deserve her

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I've seen her cream pie.

oozing out ?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

NOTHING ITS ALL ABOUT SOME BIRD WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO GET ROLLED BY
that Saachi must be a madman .........................anyway he is a tory and does not deserve her

All like to get rolled By? Personally, I can't stand the woman. I am not in to cooking programmes anyway, but hers seems to be worse than most, I think her style is patronising in the extreme and she deliberately plays on her "assets" to an extent that I find sickening and a turn off.

I had a fairly low opinion of her father too,..... and still do!.

 

[El Presidente]

All like to get rolled By? Personally, I can't stand the woman. I am not in to cooking programmes anyway, but hers seems to be worse than most, I think her style is patronising in the extreme and she deliberately plays on her "assets" to an extent that I find sickening and a turn off.

I had a fairly low opinion of her father too,..... and still do!.

I agree with all the above, but what about her RACK

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

She looks like filth anyway , Just IMAGINE what she'd be like when she's bang on the boutros !!

probably has the old Man's hand around her throat
regards
DR

 

[Mackenzie]

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It's funny. When I look at this photo, her T-shirt actually says "Lick my minge"

I'm thinking she looks a bit Russell Brandish in that photo.....!

Russell Brand with lovely big boobs.