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Pointless signs on back of work vans!







Tricky Dicky

New member
Jul 27, 2004
13,558
Sunny Shoreham
Always wondered why people bother with the sign saying "No tools stored overnight ".

Do they really believe that every thieving scallywag will accept that statement at face value and move on to the next van they spot not making the declaration. "Sorry mate don't mind I break in and check".

Almost as daft as "Baby on Board "which must surely to translate to "otherwise please feel free free to drive like a complete tool as you will only possibly endanger the lives of adults "

Yesterday I was sitting behind a van with writing all over it for Check-a-trade ... But I couldn't see anything to say what the drivers actual business was (maybe he was a sign-writer !)
 










strings

Moving further North...
Feb 19, 2006
9,965
Barnsley
The baby on board signs tend to offend me - because the only time I usually notice them is when I am being cut-up by the person driving the car. If you don't care enough about the baby that is on board to drive safely, why bother putting up a sign?
 


grummitts gloves

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Dec 30, 2008
2,796
West Sussex, la,la,la
OOh Err!!
 

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marshy68

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2011
2,868
Brighton
Always wondered why people bother with the sign saying "No tools stored overnight ".

Do they really believe that every thieving scallywag will accept that statement at face value and move on to the next van they spot not making the declaration. "Sorry mate don't mind I break in and check".

Almost as daft as "Baby on Board "which must surely to translate to "otherwise please feel free free to drive like a complete tool as you will only possibly endanger the lives of adults "[/QUOTE]

Baby on board is so the fire service know to look for babies in road traffic accidents - so not really very daft is it?
 














Nathan

Well-known member
Jan 8, 2010
3,761
Baby on board is so the fire service know to look for babies in road traffic accidents - so not really very daft is it?[/QUOTE]

Would the child car seats not give it away? What if you don't have a sticker, would they not look for your child?

Lets hope if you do have a crash that a) the sticker doesn't fall off, and b) if you crash your back window is visible so the fire service can see the sticker.
 






Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,604
Buxted Harbour
Baby on board is so the fire service know to look for babies in road traffic accidents - so not really very daft is it?

So they wouldn't if there wasn't a sign? Also what is to say the baby is on board at the time? Could be counter productive surely?

So yes it's daft in my eyes. All they make me think is well done, you've re-produced, something we've been doing and will continue to do for centuries! That said I guess it's only the same as the folk that came on here and boast about going to games of football.
 




maltaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 25, 2009
13,063
Zabbar- Malta
Always wondered why people bother with the sign saying "No tools stored overnight ".

Do they really believe that every thieving scallywag will accept that statement at face value and move on to the next van they spot not making the declaration. "Sorry mate don't mind I break in and check".

Almost as daft as "Baby on Board "which must surely to translate to "otherwise please feel free free to drive like a complete tool as you will only possibly endanger the lives of adults "[/QUOTE]

Baby on board is so the fire service know to look for babies in road traffic accidents - so not really very daft is it?




Great idea as long as you remove the sign when there is no baby on board, otherwise the fire service will be wasting precious time looking for babies that are safely tucked up indoors !!!
 


Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
As for the "baby on board" sign, I used to think it was a waste of time, until I became a father myself. Then I realised it's actually saying ...

"I'm knackered, my head hurts, I'm sleep deprived, and may well have a screaming child in my ear right NOW. At lights I may be slow pulling away because I'm reaching into the back trying to locate the toy that will stop the screaming. Please, just cut me a little slack. Think of it as a P Plate, if you like. I'm just not at my absolute best. Sorry."
 






tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,002
Canterbury
What about those stickers people used to have in the 80s, eg "Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside!" and "Traffic wardens are nice people! PS: back in 5 minutes!" I thought they were hilarious when I was 10.
 


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