Has any poster been in prison?

[Return of the Rev]

Whats it like?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Sore. :-(

 

[Wellesley]

Has any poster ever been to bed with a lady?

 

[Nibble]

My advice? Get yourself a nice easy gig in the potting shed.

 

[ElectricNaz]

Yeah I was in jail for a couple of years. I felt bummed the whole time

 

[TheMajor]

I've just been placed in a NSC wooden box for 3 days and 3 nights - It was ok.

 

[Kumquat]

I think there's probably one that says "Careful about dropping your soap in the shower".

 

[Kumquat]

Whats it like?

So, what have you done?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

I banged up a broad once - does that count?

 

[Nibble]

Soap on a rope. It's easier to pull out afterward.

 

[jakarta]

I have been in Wormwood Scrubs

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I've been in Wandsworth & Lewes a couple of times.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Soap on a rope. It's easier to pull out afterward.

It's not the soap they put up your arse.

 

[Nibble]

It's not the soap they put up your arse.

They do if they want to get in in the first place.

 

[Wellesley]

It's not the soap they put up your arse.

No, but if you're on your own it's easier if it's got a rope.

 

[daveinprague]

Lewes. All I remember is that it was fecking cold all the time, and was surprised to see women warders on the wing.

 

[fat old seagull]

Whats it like?

What's it like ?

If you're thinking of going, best look up TripAdvisor. I doubt it's all its cracked up to be. Lots of porridge perhaps, very little in the way of feminine company might leave you feeling the need to get a grip of yourself.

 

[CheeseRolls]

My guess is the one with the lady tennis player scratching her bare arse. There used to be loads of these about and they are not so hardcore as to be taken down and destroyed.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Food terrible, company poor (unless a few of your less salubrious mates are in too) and basically really f*cking frustrating.

 

[Return of the Rev]

My guess is the one with the lady tennis player scratching her bare arse. There used to be loads of these about and they are not so hardcore as to be taken down and destroyed.