Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones splitting up

[Uncle Spielberg]

After 13 years of marriage.

His accusation re her privates probably did not help.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

That's a shame.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think so. All relationships end one day, one way or another.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

I think so. All relationships end one day, one way or another.

Yes, did they have any children?

 

[TSB]

His accusation re her privates probably did not help.

What's wrong with her fanny?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What's wrong with her fanny?

HPV.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yes, did they have any children?

No Douglas was 50 odd when they met. I guess she is too old now anyway.

 

[TSB]

HPV.

Nasty. Pretty cockish to tell the world.

 

[vegster]

HPV.

It's a bit mean of him to suggest that after he is/was a self admitted sex addict. He could have picked it up anywhere. So poor old Cat has to cope with having a fanny like a grazed knee because of his constant rutting yet she put up with it !

 

[dougdeep]

Celebrity break ups on NSC?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Nasty. Pretty cockish to tell the world.

It was not the copious amounts of whisky and fags Mike had over the years it was Catherine's clopper that gave him throat cancer. Not very gentlemanly imo.

 

[pork pie]

Must be time to trade her in for a younger model.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

True PP she is the wrong side of 40 now.

 

[Dick Head]

What about these two then?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

True PP she is the wrong side of 40 now.

... and that's the way to manage relationships?

Really?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

... and that's the way to manage relationships?

Really?

No. I was joking.

 

[The Wookiee]

Yes get in !!!

 

[Bladders]

I'd still eat her cabbage leaves

 

[albionite]

What does she look like now. Reckon I would chance getting throat cancer from her

 

[Cian]

No Douglas was 50 odd when they met. I guess she is too old now anyway.

They had two kids in 2000 and 2003.