Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones splitting up

[banjo]

HPV.

There's nothing wrong with trucking.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

My mistake.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Maybe she could still taste an air of Matt Damon on his lips, and jealousy took a-hold. I bet the flavour of Damon is one of a lizardy ice cream and difficult to either impersonate or forget.

 

[Marxo]

She probably realized he's not going to pop his clogs any time soon as his dad is 96.

 

[jakarta]

It all leaves a very sour taste in the mouth does it not?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

If Michael Douglas doesn't want her...in the call of duty I step in and take her off his hands...I'm really a nice guy....

 

[Dick Head]

I've been hanging around in this thread all night without realising it.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I've read she's got a fanny like a double duvet with a hole punch in the middle. That's 'read' by the way, so not libel. It smells like old bins left in the sun.


According to my lawyers.

 

[Bwian]

I've read she's got a fanny like a double duvet with a hole punch in the middle. That's 'read' by the way, so not libel. It smells like old bins left in the sun.


According to my lawyers.

Bins from the fish shop?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Bins from the fish shop?

Plaice. Allegedly.

 

[Triggaaar]

Yes, did they have any children?

No Douglas was 50 odd when they met. I guess she is too old now anyway.

They've got 2 kids

EDIT - I see that's been covered.