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[SIMMO SAYS]

Did he also tell you how to spell?

Good luck to Michael Gove in making exams harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hitony]

Good luck to Michael Gove in making exams harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's very good at his expenses as well!! (mind you they ALL are!)

 

[barny6969]

It's was palace . A joke that back fired ( so to speak )
As you all know I have friends in high places at the Amex . Over & out !

 

[Withdean and I]

It's was palace . A joke that back fired ( so to speak )
As you all know I have friends in high places at the Amex . Over & out !

Yes - I've also heard this today that it was Palace who were the culprits.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Not sure about the joke bit but i can also confirm that i have been very reliably informed it was palace.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

So what, the theory goes that Palace did it, to pretend that we'd done it, to motivate their players? worked a treat then

 

[Barber man]

How about this.. The palace coach driver made multiple stops on his way down to Brighton, he was the team coach driver, by the way. Once off the coach, he was caught short again and didn't quite manage the correct toilet procedure, which as we all know is, sit before you shit. Having created a bit if a mess in the cubicle. In his haste to put right his misdemeanour, he just made things worse. The club,to avoid embarrassing the poor driver, decided not to open the pooh gate enquiry to save this poor mans blushes. Believe it or not I have my sources..

 

[BHseagull]

So what, the theory goes that Palace did it, to pretend that we'd done it, to motivate their players? worked a treat then

If it was Holloway himself, it was an absolute MASTERMIND idea. I'd hate to see the state of the Old Trafford toilet next season if he feels it will work again!!

 

[dougdeep]

As you all know I have friends in high places at the Amex

What? You talk to the birds?

 

[Hungry Joe]

How about this.. The palace coach driver made multiple stops on his way down to Brighton, he was the team coach driver, by the way. Once off the coach, he was caught short again and didn't quite manage the correct toilet procedure, which as we all know is, sit before you shit. Having created a bit if a mess in the cubicle. In his haste to put right his misdemeanour, he just made things worse. The club,to avoid embarrassing the poor driver, decided not to open the pooh gate enquiry to save this poor mans blushes. Believe it or not I have my sources..

A believable scenario that would explain why Barber referred to the possibility of a genuine 'accident'. If it turns out, as I suspect, that Olly knew but blamed it on us to his players to fire them up then I will have nothing but loathing for the man. It would certainly explain why he was at lengths to avoid referring directly to it after the game. As I recall he mentioned the verbal abuse he got (quelle surprise) and 'other things that didn't endear Brighton to him'. Quite possible that the opportunistic knobber made himself look the injured diplomat when he may have been being a scheming weasel. Impossible to prove one way or t'other, as there'll be no record of what he said to his players, only that he reported an incident to our staff.

 

[yxee]

If you're getting stopped in the street and asked this sort of stuff I guess you need to use a different street

 

[Bad Ash]

Purely hypothetical question because the second part most definitely didn't happen: If someone from BHAFC had done the poo and if we has beaten them (and let's say got promoted too), do you think any actions would have been taken?

 

[Safeway]

A believable scenario that would explain why Barber referred to the possibility of a genuine 'accident'. If it turns out, as I suspect, that Olly knew but blamed it on us to his players to fire them up then I will have nothing but loathing for the man. It would certainly explain why he was at lengths to avoid referring directly to it after the game. As I recall he mentioned the verbal abuse he got (quelle surprise) and 'other things that didn't endear Brighton to him'. Quite possible that the opportunistic knobber made himself look the injured diplomat when he may have been being a scheming weasel. Impossible to prove one way or t'other, as there'll be no record of what he said to his players, only that he reported an incident to our staff.

If it were the other way round, wouldn't we be saying it was a stroke of genius?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

How about this.. The palace coach driver made multiple stops on his way down to Brighton, he was the team coach driver, by the way. Once off the coach, he was caught short again and didn't quite manage the correct toilet procedure, which as we all know is, sit before you shit. Having created a bit if a mess in the cubicle. In his haste to put right his misdemeanour, he just made things worse. The club,to avoid embarrassing the poor driver, decided not to open the pooh gate enquiry to save this poor mans blushes. Believe it or not I have my sources..

That sounds similar to what I've heard.

 

[Hillian1]

That sounds similar to what I've heard.

If this is really the case then it NEEDS to be made public, especially after the Wurzel Gimp did his holier than thou interview.

 

[Hungry Joe]

If it were the other way round, wouldn't we be saying it was a stroke of genius?

Personally I wouldn't, but I'm sure many would feel that way. I'm from the old school of 'it's how you play the game...'

 

[Albumen]

Shamed maybe but nammed? That's taking it too far. No-one likes a namming.

 

[sydney]

i love a good namming.

 

[Twizzle]

Does any of this explain why Albion were shit, on the day?

 

[clif26]

Olly was furious when he found out. Called Gus in - shouted and pointed 'What is that?
Gus replied 'It's a mirror.'
Hardly worth getting suspended for is it?