Chant for Saturday?

[Se20]

Another laughing policeman one

Andy Johnsons magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he sees the match ball
He says I'm having that

He scores them with his left foot
He scores them with his right
And when we're playing Brighton
He scores all f***ing night !

 

[Dougie]

A classic from a few years ago
" 5-0, and you can't go home !!! "

We scored 5
They scored none
Brighton take.........
No I'd better not .

 

[StonehamPark]

Selhurst park is falling down, falling down, falling down.
Selhurst park is falling down, poor old palace(could be changed)

Like this.
Maybe add another verse in:

Crystal Palace look like clowns, look like clowns, look like clowns
Crystal Palace look like clowns, Poor Old Palace!

And/Or

Crystal Palace burn down towns, burn down towns, burn down towns
Crystal Palace burn down towns, Poor Old Palace!

 

[Se20]

Like this.
Maybe add another verse in:

Crystal Palace look like clowns, look like clowns, look like clowns
Crystal Palace look like clowns, Poor Old Palace!

And/Or

Crystal Palace burn down towns, burn down towns, burn down towns
Crystal Palace burn down towns, Poor Old Palace!

Classic, got to be done.

 

[LukeOwen]

Like this.
Maybe add another verse in:

Crystal Palace look like clowns, look like clowns, look like clowns
Crystal Palace look like clowns, Poor Old Palace!

And/Or

Crystal Palace burn down towns, burn down towns, burn down towns
Crystal Palace burn down towns, Poor Old Palace!

Selhurst park is burning down, burning down, burning down
Selhurst park is burning down, pour on petrol

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

"One man went to burn , went to burn down Selhurst , one man and his petrol bomb went to burn down Selhurst"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

"You're more plastic than us". A delightful little post on the BBS


Quote:
Originally Posted by wiggy

I supported Newcastle as a small child, because I liked the name "Malcolm McDonald".
I switched to Manchester City when I was about eight - on the grounds that I was born there - and ended up a season-ticket holder for a while in the 90's.
Abandoned City in 2007 when they sold their souls to Thai (and subsequently UAE) tyrannical overlords. Took up Palace more or less on a whim shortly after that.

And where's the harm in that? I like the idea of switching clubs if your current one is making Faustian pacts &/or regularly shafting all its fans for fun and profit. If loads more people did it....

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

We scored 5
They scored none
Brighton take.........
No I'd better not .

To be fair thats actually quite good, made me laugh anyway.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

To the tune of 'John Browns body'

They sing they love the Palace,
and we take it up the arse,
But when he gets into the box
he falls onto the grass,
He looks up to the referee
to claim another pen
That boy Zaha's at it again.

Naughty naughty naughty Zaha
Naughty naughty naughty Zaha
Naughty naughty naughty Zaha
he's cheating once again.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Tinpot thread

 

[Captain Sensible]

This thread is awful but needs the daddy.

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN
YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

YOU STUPID BASTARDS

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

At least get the words right

 

[FinchleyEagle]

This thread is awful but needs the daddy.

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN
YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

YOU STUPID BASTARDS

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

Thats the absolute winner - really made me laugh.

I think if you make any noise at all it will be an improvement on last season, so go for your life. Although whether 'oh fvck, oh fvck, oh fvck, oh fvck' can be made into a song will down to how creative you are.

 

[StonehamPark]

To the tune of:

When the ball hits the goal, its not Shearer or Cole, its Zamora.
When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket its Zamora!

--

As he hits the floor and shown England's door, yes it's the Zaha
Is it young Tom Daley, when he's here falling free, no it's the Zaha

 

[Captain Sensible]

Thats the absolute winner - really made me laugh.

I think if you make any noise at all it will be an improvement on last season, so go for your life. Although whether 'oh fvck, oh fvck, oh fvck, oh fvck' can be made into a song will down to how creative you are.

Your reaction to this shows its a winner. Coz it pissed you off.
You sunshine bus fucker

 

[Soulman]

To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)

Nice One....

 

[Dougie]

This thread is awful but needs the daddy.

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN
YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

YOU STUPID BASTARDS

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

Last time I looked beckenham was still in one piece and totally flame free . I do enjoy your postings mr sensible .

 

[Yoda]

One from the 70's - "We had joy , we had fun , we had Palace on the run. But the joy didn't last cos the bastards ran too fast"

If we''re going old skool, how about "One man went to bomb. Went to a Selhurst (SHIT)........."

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Winifred , Winifred , give us a Winifred , give us a

Shouldn't that be "give us a dive"?

 

[HASSOCKS-BHA]

This thread is awful but needs the daddy.

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN
YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

YOU STUPID BASTARDS

YOU BURNT DOWN YOUR TOWN

Does it for me...!!!

Perhaps change "You stupid bastards" to "Palace Scum-bags, Palace Scum-bags".